The Perfect Mousetrap
Ask a Dwarf to build the Perfect Mousetrap and you will get exactly what you requested. True, it will look like the mutant offspring between a petroleum cracking plant and a steam calliope and cover an entire city block, but when activated it will attract, capture, and exterminate every mouse within a mile radius.
Unfortunately, the Perfect Mousetrap will also shatter windows for blocks in all directions, cause bizarre mutations in houseplants, make it rain fish and frogs, and cause dogs to howl Broadway show tunes in perfect pitch, while somewhere a cat will give birth to a two-headed puppy.
Fixing a Hole.
Unfortunately, the Perfect Mousetrap will also shatter windows for blocks in all directions, cause bizarre mutations in houseplants, make it rain fish and frogs, and cause dogs to howl Broadway show tunes in perfect pitch, while somewhere a cat will give birth to a two-headed puppy.
Fixing a Hole.