You NEED Me
You can't have a community for gorgeous bastards and not have me in it, for I am DROP DEAD GORGEOUS in every way. Here's a few shots of me. mostly hard at work, of course, cus i WORK HARD and PLAY HARD. Yerse
- Thats me on a night out in some SEXY bar. That's my favourite dance move, I call it the 'Little Teapot'. The amount of times I've got laid after trying out that move on an unsuspecting girly is frankly off the motherfuckign scale
- This is me enjoying my 9th emo moment of the day. This time, i'm contemplating whether my jeans are actually as tight as they could be. Could i have surgery to make my legs smaller, thus buying smaller, tighter, girlier jeans? It's just one of life's little puzzles, and I probably experience roughly 30 emo moments a day. The next one, i do recall, was whether i should shave my back or just try to start a new hairy back and neck style trend. Ace
Heres a quick close up of my gorgeous steel blue eyes. Anyone who's knees have NOT weakened should leave the room, now
Finally, here's one from my youth. It's my favourite shot and i feel it shows off every nuance of my facial character. The long, flowing locks, that immensely kissable mouth, those perfectly sculptured ears and again, my gorgeous eyes.
Let's be honest, you NEED me in your community cus without me, you're nothing. I am HOT TO THE TOUCH baby, and hopefully, my already over inflated ego will be pumped up to near maximum following your acceptance. I LOVE YOU ALL