Nov 23, 2005 12:33
yes after hearingf this I had to make this guy jackass of the year and he's my leading candidate for jackass of the century and the award goes to...
GEOFFREY HUISH ... After Wales upset world rugby champion England, this 31-year-old Brit footballer fan made good on a boast (not even a bet, mind you) and cut off his testicles with a pair of wire cutters left behind from a toilet repair. "It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain," he said. OK, as soon as my flop sweat stops I have three for this one: 1) Finally I understand my Grampa's rule about "measure twice and cut once"; 2) What a shame that this guy won't be able to procreate; 3) Please pass the giblets.
now sure we american fans may start brawls and beat the hell out of umpires at a baseball game but once we sober up for the most part we go back to normal. So Geoffrey I salute you for making slack jawed yokels everywhere seem like Albert freakin Einstein.