The easiest things to fake are feelings truthful to someone else,so ill bite my tongue til it bleeds
One more reason why I hate people:
Thursday I came home from school and sat down to watch some fine family programming. I turned on the Montel Williams show and I believe the theme of this one was "Medical Malpractice", or something along those lines. Anyway they bring out stupid bitch after stupid bitch all of which, in some way or another, had plastic surgery done by a doctor they didnt know was fake. Well after telling myself that they couldnt bring out anyone stupider than these chicks I was shocked to find out that they proved me wrong once again. The following chicks story is as follows:
"My mother called me one day and told me that she was going to the doctor to get a lump in her breast checked out. Later that day I received a phone call from a man claiming to be the doctor that just gave my mother a checkup. Not having talked to my mother since that morning, I assumed that this actually was the doctor. He told me that my mother had an infection in her breast and that I may be more succeptible to the infection that she was. He then told me that the best way to check was to perform a test over the phone. Then he instructed me to go into the bathroom and get a shaving razor. He said that what he was going to tell me to do sounded crazy but it was the only way to tell. He assured me that everything was going to be alright. After that he instructed me to take the razor and cut off my nipples. I did has he said and cut off both of my nipples with a razorblade and then flushed them down the toilet like he instructed. I had no idea that this man was not a real doctor."
HOLY SHIT. I kid you not folks. This dumb bitch actually cut off her own nipples because someone told her to over the phone. If only everyone was this stupid. "Hello, is the Key Bank? Yes, I need you to open your safe, get all the money out, and deliver it to..." Jesus, how stupid can people get? "Am I hearing you correctly, you want me to cut off my balls? Oh ok, just checking. Hold on let me find the correct knife to ensure a clean slice." Someone cant POSSIBLY be any stupider than that retard, but I know in the coming days I will read a story about a guy who didn't know that babies didnt like microwaves.
Thursday I came home from school and sat down to watch some fine family programming. I turned on the Montel Williams show and I believe the theme of this one was "Medical Malpractice", or something along those lines. Anyway they bring out stupid bitch after stupid bitch all of which, in some way or another, had plastic surgery done by a doctor they didnt know was fake. Well after telling myself that they couldnt bring out anyone stupider than these chicks I was shocked to find out that they proved me wrong once again. The following chicks story is as follows:
"My mother called me one day and told me that she was going to the doctor to get a lump in her breast checked out. Later that day I received a phone call from a man claiming to be the doctor that just gave my mother a checkup. Not having talked to my mother since that morning, I assumed that this actually was the doctor. He told me that my mother had an infection in her breast and that I may be more succeptible to the infection that she was. He then told me that the best way to check was to perform a test over the phone. Then he instructed me to go into the bathroom and get a shaving razor. He said that what he was going to tell me to do sounded crazy but it was the only way to tell. He assured me that everything was going to be alright. After that he instructed me to take the razor and cut off my nipples. I did has he said and cut off both of my nipples with a razorblade and then flushed them down the toilet like he instructed. I had no idea that this man was not a real doctor."
HOLY SHIT. I kid you not folks. This dumb bitch actually cut off her own nipples because someone told her to over the phone. If only everyone was this stupid. "Hello, is the Key Bank? Yes, I need you to open your safe, get all the money out, and deliver it to..." Jesus, how stupid can people get? "Am I hearing you correctly, you want me to cut off my balls? Oh ok, just checking. Hold on let me find the correct knife to ensure a clean slice." Someone cant POSSIBLY be any stupider than that retard, but I know in the coming days I will read a story about a guy who didn't know that babies didnt like microwaves.