Car Crashes
...so sometime late last night, Jesse showed up at my house. So I left to go hang out with he, Jason and Ed.
We decided to drive to walmart, and there we sat in the middle of the giant smiley since Jason had evidentally been banned from Walmart we did not want to run the risk of being chased by torch weilding walmart associates.
And as all of us are coincidentally extremely indecisive we could think of nothing to do but drive...elsewhere!
On our way to elsewhere we came across an extremely large douchebag. And Jesse decided to have an engine revving contest with him. 'twas quite hillarious. Cause i think the other guy was serious. XD
...anyway...getting to my point! We decided to drive Ed home.
Somehow on our way we got into a convorsation about what if Jesse crashed. (well, it was mainly me talking)
And then all of the sudden, we were spinning uncontrollably. I saw trees getting ever closer to my passenger's window. I screamed. And then...
I thought I was upside down. The car was at a slightly diagonal angle. I was only sideways.
The hardest part was getting my seatbelt off.
My hands were trembling. All I can remember thinking was
"I can't die"
and
"oh, god the car's going to explode"
(i felt something dripping on my leg. It turned out to only be a beverage of some sort. But I thought it was oil. And we were against a power line)
As it turned out, I did not die. Nor did the car explode. We all had to climb out of the driver's side door. Thank god for Jesse and Jason or I never would have gotten out of there.
Some man named Larry called an ambulance and the fire department.
Thank god SOMEONE had a conscience.
The guy Jesse was trying not to hit just drove off.
We could have been dead for all he knew and he just drove off.
What an ass.
Anyway...after an hour of confusion and...inappropraite laughter...we finally left.
No one was significantly injured.
Jesse hurt his wrists and my elbow's been bothering me, but other than that, everyone's okay.
We are extemely lucky.
I'm still in a sort of shock, so...
and my parrents don't know anything about it.
I would appreciate it if it was kept that way.
We decided to drive to walmart, and there we sat in the middle of the giant smiley since Jason had evidentally been banned from Walmart we did not want to run the risk of being chased by torch weilding walmart associates.
And as all of us are coincidentally extremely indecisive we could think of nothing to do but drive...elsewhere!
On our way to elsewhere we came across an extremely large douchebag. And Jesse decided to have an engine revving contest with him. 'twas quite hillarious. Cause i think the other guy was serious. XD
...anyway...getting to my point! We decided to drive Ed home.
Somehow on our way we got into a convorsation about what if Jesse crashed. (well, it was mainly me talking)
And then all of the sudden, we were spinning uncontrollably. I saw trees getting ever closer to my passenger's window. I screamed. And then...
I thought I was upside down. The car was at a slightly diagonal angle. I was only sideways.
The hardest part was getting my seatbelt off.
My hands were trembling. All I can remember thinking was
"I can't die"
and
"oh, god the car's going to explode"
(i felt something dripping on my leg. It turned out to only be a beverage of some sort. But I thought it was oil. And we were against a power line)
As it turned out, I did not die. Nor did the car explode. We all had to climb out of the driver's side door. Thank god for Jesse and Jason or I never would have gotten out of there.
Some man named Larry called an ambulance and the fire department.
Thank god SOMEONE had a conscience.
The guy Jesse was trying not to hit just drove off.
We could have been dead for all he knew and he just drove off.
What an ass.
Anyway...after an hour of confusion and...inappropraite laughter...we finally left.
No one was significantly injured.
Jesse hurt his wrists and my elbow's been bothering me, but other than that, everyone's okay.
We are extemely lucky.
I'm still in a sort of shock, so...
and my parrents don't know anything about it.
I would appreciate it if it was kept that way.