SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[racestripesftw]

As what most humans refer to an alien, I have to wonder why people think we would want to abduct humans.

...

Well, there was Leo...

[gotinthecar]

I still try to tell him that was for his own safety. He still tries to tell me it was a conspiracy we were all in on.

... I've realized. It's very quiet in my room without him around.

[racestripesftw]

You know, I believe Skids and Mudflap once talked about reformatting into a padded van and coming to get him.

[gotinthecar]

... 4-Chan Party Van?

[racestripesftw]

...

No.

One from a mental institution.

[gotinthecar]

For some reason I thought the party van would fit him better.

[racestripesftw]

You do realize, visiting 4chan resulted in a critical logic system failure for us, right?

[gotinthecar]

Don't worry. It does that to most humans, too.

[racestripesftw]

I'd be disturbed if it didn't.

[goddoesntknow]

Because that's what aliens DO.

Well, except you guys. Awesome transforming car robot aliens play a mean guitar, apparently.

[racestripesftw]

... Guitar?