SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[techsavytabby]

I have often pondered about the vast mysteries of the space around this world.

[wizardssaynii]

Sounds like a volunteer for Witchelny's space program.

[techsavytabby]

Um...as thrilling as the idea is to return to the big black...I'm mostly just curious academically...exploration is more the style of...well the pirates I lived with.

[wizardssaynii]

Nonsense. We'll send someone by to abduct- escort you to the launch bay tomorrow.

[techsavytabby]

A-Ah I forgot...I get car sick...sea sick...air sick...and allergies! I'm in no condition to travel.

[wizardssaynii]

Don't worry, we have a suppository for that.

[techsavytabby]

[Connection terminated]

[goddoesntknow]

...YOU TOO?! :D

[techsavytabby]

Well I did spend the majority of the last two years my life before coming here in space...and I'm not exactly as human looking as most here.