SOS LOG TWELVE - The Combat Training of Haruhi Suzumiya - [locked to DATS]

[goddoesntknow]

FIRST OFF. I received thank you letters to everyone who paid their bills on time. I don't know why they keep sending this stuff to me.

[ATTACHED: Thank you letters from various businesses and places to various members of the SOS Brigade. And Ashton. All completely forged and made up, but they look legit, as Haruhi actually paid to get these done.

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[yuki_nagato]

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Of course.

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[touchedbygawd]

Nagato?

Um... What are the chances of Kyon surviving being hit by a train?

Hypothetically...

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[yuki_nagato]

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Hypothetically, Kyon's chances of survival if he were to be hit by a train are 1,375,523 to 1. Assuming he were to emerge with broken limbs, and his head intact.

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[touchedbygawd]

... and what if the train were a digimon?

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[yuki_nagato]

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1,375,524 to 1.

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[touchedbygawd]

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I don't want Kyon to die, but... that seems like it should be a lot more...

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[yuki_nagato]

I do not wish for Kyon to die either, which is why I am assuming that he will emerge with merely broken limbs and his head intact. If I were to eliminate those factors, it would indeed be a lot higher.

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[touchedbygawd]

... I suppose that's very confusing comforting...

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[yuki_nagato]

...Kyon's chances of survival are quite good, hypothetically, since the two of us as well as Suzumiya Haruhi will be standing by carefully observing his every manuever during the training exercise.

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[touchedbygawd]

... I'll do my best to protect him!