My first fic
This is the first fic I've ever dared post. It's just a small one, testing the waters, so to speak.
Dedicated to Pushdragon, for encouraging me to post. And because no-one does PWP quite as well...
Internal Memorandi - Private and Confidential
Title - Internal Memorandi
Author - Me!
Pairing - H/D
Summary - cyber-sex without computers..
Disclaimer - I don't own 'em. Wish I did...
-So I told her that if she DARE owl me from Portugal just to rub in how gorgeous and hot it is, I will send her back the following: 'Am currently shagging your favourite maintenance man. Kindly piss off.'
-I'm not sure I like the idea of you shagging the maintenance man. I thought I was top of your list for illicit shagging, if there was any shagging to be done.
-Harry, you are, of course, number one on my list. It's just that Julie really likes that particular bloke...are we flirting today? 'Cos I really like flirting and we haven't done it in ages...
-Huh. You always say we'll flirt, but it's always me that does the flirting and you never say much...
-That's because you always say something so utterly outrageous that it renders me speechless and makes me as giggly as a convent school girl. And I didn't even go to convent school.
-Shame. I'm picturing you in the uniform now...
-Imagine away. I do hope your office door is shut. I'd hate for someone to see you getting all hot and bothered.
-At least I have an office to myself.
-Yes, true, but my desk is at back, away from everyone else. I could do ANYTHING and no-one would know. Think about that, why don't you?
-God, yes.
-Would you like to know what I'm imagining?
-Yes. Tell me now.
-Impatient, aren't we?
-HELL yes
-I'm imagining us...up against a wall...hot, fast, hard...
-Am I behind you or are we face to face?
-Face to face. I like to have my neck bitten and sucked. I have my hands in your hair, directing your head...then one hand moves down...
-I imagine that our first time would be frantic, no time to take off clothes, all just pushed aside.
-Frantic, and you push me up against the wall..
-God I'm hard.
-Really?
-I bet you're hard for me, too...gods, I wish I could taste you...
-I wish you could. I want to taste you, bet you're all bitter and salty...my favourite...I'm kneeling in front of you...
-I'm so hard I'm leaking.
-....oh?
-I'm panting, my heart is pounding.
-So hard and desperate for me to suck you...
-Oh my god. We have to stop this. I have to stop this while I still have the balls to, no pun intended.
-You are very right.
-Oh god. What have we done? This has gone way too far. We're not telling anyone about this, are we? I can't do this to Ginny.
-God, no. Asteria would never forgive me.
-Thankyou.
-See, this is why I don't flirt. I'm too good and it always leads to trouble.
-Meet me for lunch?
-I could be persuaded....
FIN.
Please be kind....
Dedicated to Pushdragon, for encouraging me to post. And because no-one does PWP quite as well...
Internal Memorandi - Private and Confidential
Title - Internal Memorandi
Author - Me!
Pairing - H/D
Summary - cyber-sex without computers..
Disclaimer - I don't own 'em. Wish I did...
-So I told her that if she DARE owl me from Portugal just to rub in how gorgeous and hot it is, I will send her back the following: 'Am currently shagging your favourite maintenance man. Kindly piss off.'
-I'm not sure I like the idea of you shagging the maintenance man. I thought I was top of your list for illicit shagging, if there was any shagging to be done.
-Harry, you are, of course, number one on my list. It's just that Julie really likes that particular bloke...are we flirting today? 'Cos I really like flirting and we haven't done it in ages...
-Huh. You always say we'll flirt, but it's always me that does the flirting and you never say much...
-That's because you always say something so utterly outrageous that it renders me speechless and makes me as giggly as a convent school girl. And I didn't even go to convent school.
-Shame. I'm picturing you in the uniform now...
-Imagine away. I do hope your office door is shut. I'd hate for someone to see you getting all hot and bothered.
-At least I have an office to myself.
-Yes, true, but my desk is at back, away from everyone else. I could do ANYTHING and no-one would know. Think about that, why don't you?
-God, yes.
-Would you like to know what I'm imagining?
-Yes. Tell me now.
-Impatient, aren't we?
-HELL yes
-I'm imagining us...up against a wall...hot, fast, hard...
-Am I behind you or are we face to face?
-Face to face. I like to have my neck bitten and sucked. I have my hands in your hair, directing your head...then one hand moves down...
-I imagine that our first time would be frantic, no time to take off clothes, all just pushed aside.
-Frantic, and you push me up against the wall..
-God I'm hard.
-Really?
-I bet you're hard for me, too...gods, I wish I could taste you...
-I wish you could. I want to taste you, bet you're all bitter and salty...my favourite...I'm kneeling in front of you...
-I'm so hard I'm leaking.
-....oh?
-I'm panting, my heart is pounding.
-So hard and desperate for me to suck you...
-Oh my god. We have to stop this. I have to stop this while I still have the balls to, no pun intended.
-You are very right.
-Oh god. What have we done? This has gone way too far. We're not telling anyone about this, are we? I can't do this to Ginny.
-God, no. Asteria would never forgive me.
-Thankyou.
-See, this is why I don't flirt. I'm too good and it always leads to trouble.
-Meet me for lunch?
-I could be persuaded....
FIN.
Please be kind....