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[goddesspatil]

Parvati, I am sorry that I didn't ask you about everything before it happened. It wasn't fair, just to spring it. You were right for getting mad

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[pure_nobility]

I like all gifts as long as they are gifts for me.

I have already used it. Twice.

[goddesspatil]

Oh my.

Twice? The whole jar?

[pure_nobility]

No, the glass. That is a lot, though. For what it was.

Is?

[goddesspatil]

Well, I suppose is. Metaphorically speaking, I suppose.

You wouldn't happen to be incredibly intoxicated, would you?

[pure_nobility]

Listen you, you shouldn't make accusations without proof. Its impolite and un-nice and all of those things.

There is not much else to do in Greece.

[goddesspatil]

Un-nice. I must remember that one.

I suppose not. Did you at least visit a few places?

[pure_nobility]

No. There are muggles everywhere and it is impossible to walk the streets and not have to touch them or dodge their annoying moto-scooters.

I wish the volcano Thera was still active. I would do a sacrifice.

[goddesspatil]

I've seen those in Muggle London. They are rather annoying, aren't they?

Sacrifice of what? And please don't say muggle, they're not that annoying.

[pure_nobility]

I will sacrifice a moto-scooter of course. They are a smidge more annoying than the muggles who scoot them.

[goddesspatil]

I bet it would melt quite quickly.

Maybe it'd actually make a little explosion when the gas tank hit.

[pure_nobility]

Why would anyone want to scoot when they could fly? Muggles are so daft. OBVIOUSLY FLYING IS THE SUPERIOUR MEANS OF TRANSPORT.

[goddesspatil]

It's probably because they can't fly, Draco.

[pure_nobility]

Do you think they'll fly if I push them and their moto-scooters off my cliff?

[goddesspatil]

For a time. Then you'll have smashed muggles on your rocks under your cliff though, and I'd bet that'd cause all sorts of problems.

[pure_nobility]

Oh lovely. They're all so fat they'd be mistaken for beached whales.

I wonder if Mother will buy me a whale for a pet.

[goddesspatil]

Would you really want a whale?

Then you'd need to buy an ocean, and that'd never fit in a dorm.