Hilarious!
SO I have this friend Kate. She's a spaz, but I totally adore her. And tonight I love her for making me roll on the floor with her latest story. Here it is, folks...a true story revealed to me by the damsel in distress herself.
There once was a girl named Kate. Kate worked very hard in college and was very much looking forward to her Christmas break. On the night her finals were finished, she and her roommate Tabitha decided to go to the Cleveland Zoo to see the Zoolights. The girls took their time, looking at everything, so involved that they did not notice the time flying by. After an indefinite amount of time had passed, the girls came to the sealions. They were watching the lions when they noticed that the Zoolights were going out. Panicked, Kate looked at her watch and realized the zoo was closing! The pair rushed to the front gates, but alas it was too late. Kate and Tabitha were now locked in the Cleveland Zoo. A short time later, a highly amused policeman answered their 911 call and unlocked the gate, allowing them to escape the animals.
The End.
I love you Kate!
There once was a girl named Kate. Kate worked very hard in college and was very much looking forward to her Christmas break. On the night her finals were finished, she and her roommate Tabitha decided to go to the Cleveland Zoo to see the Zoolights. The girls took their time, looking at everything, so involved that they did not notice the time flying by. After an indefinite amount of time had passed, the girls came to the sealions. They were watching the lions when they noticed that the Zoolights were going out. Panicked, Kate looked at her watch and realized the zoo was closing! The pair rushed to the front gates, but alas it was too late. Kate and Tabitha were now locked in the Cleveland Zoo. A short time later, a highly amused policeman answered their 911 call and unlocked the gate, allowing them to escape the animals.
The End.
I love you Kate!