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[goddessofpurple]

I like the necklace made of washers.

It's not washers.

Sure it is.

Washers don't come in sterling silver. It's not washers. Now stop staring at it, you're creeping me out.

Oh, I stopped looking at the necklace several minutes ago. Now I'm just looking at your boobs.

Ah. Fair enough.