A funny story from The Hurricane:
A few things before we start.
Kiebs = Stacy Kiebler (a WWE Diva).
Jackie = Jackie Gayda (also a WWE Diva).
Okietay. This is an exerpt from ShaneHelms.com. I -love- this guy. Seriously.
After the last show of our last tour in Japan, a big group of us went out in downtown Tokyo (they love me in Tokyo), and at some point after leaving some club, I end up with this giant Santa doll. Now memory recall of the events leading up to me actually acquiring this Santa are hazy to say the least. Rumor has it that alcohol could have played a part in that, but for now that is mere speculation. But anyway, there I am walking around with this big Santa doll. I would take him to every club we went to and leave him outside the door, telling him, "Don't move, I'll be right back.
Of course, people passing by were like, "What the hell?" :) But then at some point, I go to leave whatever club we were at at the time and someone had stolen my Santa doll. LOL!
I didn’t really think too much about it, I just figured someone threw it away or something. I might have been a little sad, but I got over it pretty quick.
Fast-forward a few hours to about 5:30 a.m., and now I'm walking into my hotel room. There is light coming in through the window, and I see that there is someone in my bed!!!! Now, there have been a few times in my travels that while checking into a room, I have accidentally been given a room that someone else is already occupying. And that will scare the hell out of you! Trust me.
So now I'm kinda just staring at this person sleeping in my bed wondering what I should do. Then I notice the light shining on some nice blonde hair. Hmmm? As you might have guessed, blonde hair is not necessarily abundant in Japan, so I start trying to remember any blondes that I had seen in the hotel or at the clubs that night, and basically the only ones I could remember were Keibs and Jackie.
Now, the hair on this person was very curly, so Keibs is out, it has to be Jackie!
So now I'm thinking, "What the hell is Jackie Gayda doing in my bed? How did this happen? Damn, I got some serious game! Hurri-pimp in the haugh!!!!" LOL! (comment from Aubrey - OMG, can you imagine him actually saying that in person? I think I would just die laughing! How can we -not- love the Hurricane??)
So then I creep over and start to pull the covers down some more -- you know, might as well take a little peek, ya heard? And what do I see? The damn Santa doll! AND it's wearing my CAPE AND MASK!!!
LOL I start screaming with laughter! This was one of the funniest jokes ever played on me, and I was rolling! I had to have woken some people up because I was that loud. So now I start trying to figure out who was behind this, right? The deductive mind of Sherlock Helms starts thinking, "Someone had to have had a key, but who could have gotten a copy of my key? What devious mind could have done this? . . . . KEIBS!" I know that she has this ability to sweet talk the average Joe into doing just about anything she wants, so I knew her silly ass was in on this somehow.
The next morning, as everyone is putting their luggage on the buses to go to the airport, here I come pulling my luggage with the big Santa tied on top of it. Stacy sees it and runs over, jumps on me just dying laughing. Probably the happiest I've ever seen her.
Jackie Gayda confesses to being in on it as well, and who else do I find out is in on this deed? My longtime friend Matt Hardy! What a turncoat! He was the one who put the mask and cape on Santa. But dat's okay! I'm gonna get 'em back!
Highly amusing. The things these people do when they're in between shows. Sounds like soooooooooo much fun! I'm jealous.
Kiebs = Stacy Kiebler (a WWE Diva).
Jackie = Jackie Gayda (also a WWE Diva).
Okietay. This is an exerpt from ShaneHelms.com. I -love- this guy. Seriously.
After the last show of our last tour in Japan, a big group of us went out in downtown Tokyo (they love me in Tokyo), and at some point after leaving some club, I end up with this giant Santa doll. Now memory recall of the events leading up to me actually acquiring this Santa are hazy to say the least. Rumor has it that alcohol could have played a part in that, but for now that is mere speculation. But anyway, there I am walking around with this big Santa doll. I would take him to every club we went to and leave him outside the door, telling him, "Don't move, I'll be right back.
Of course, people passing by were like, "What the hell?" :) But then at some point, I go to leave whatever club we were at at the time and someone had stolen my Santa doll. LOL!
I didn’t really think too much about it, I just figured someone threw it away or something. I might have been a little sad, but I got over it pretty quick.
Fast-forward a few hours to about 5:30 a.m., and now I'm walking into my hotel room. There is light coming in through the window, and I see that there is someone in my bed!!!! Now, there have been a few times in my travels that while checking into a room, I have accidentally been given a room that someone else is already occupying. And that will scare the hell out of you! Trust me.
So now I'm kinda just staring at this person sleeping in my bed wondering what I should do. Then I notice the light shining on some nice blonde hair. Hmmm? As you might have guessed, blonde hair is not necessarily abundant in Japan, so I start trying to remember any blondes that I had seen in the hotel or at the clubs that night, and basically the only ones I could remember were Keibs and Jackie.
Now, the hair on this person was very curly, so Keibs is out, it has to be Jackie!
So now I'm thinking, "What the hell is Jackie Gayda doing in my bed? How did this happen? Damn, I got some serious game! Hurri-pimp in the haugh!!!!" LOL! (comment from Aubrey - OMG, can you imagine him actually saying that in person? I think I would just die laughing! How can we -not- love the Hurricane??)
So then I creep over and start to pull the covers down some more -- you know, might as well take a little peek, ya heard? And what do I see? The damn Santa doll! AND it's wearing my CAPE AND MASK!!!
LOL I start screaming with laughter! This was one of the funniest jokes ever played on me, and I was rolling! I had to have woken some people up because I was that loud. So now I start trying to figure out who was behind this, right? The deductive mind of Sherlock Helms starts thinking, "Someone had to have had a key, but who could have gotten a copy of my key? What devious mind could have done this? . . . . KEIBS!" I know that she has this ability to sweet talk the average Joe into doing just about anything she wants, so I knew her silly ass was in on this somehow.
The next morning, as everyone is putting their luggage on the buses to go to the airport, here I come pulling my luggage with the big Santa tied on top of it. Stacy sees it and runs over, jumps on me just dying laughing. Probably the happiest I've ever seen her.
Jackie Gayda confesses to being in on it as well, and who else do I find out is in on this deed? My longtime friend Matt Hardy! What a turncoat! He was the one who put the mask and cape on Santa. But dat's okay! I'm gonna get 'em back!
Highly amusing. The things these people do when they're in between shows. Sounds like soooooooooo much fun! I'm jealous.