conversations with Noah

[goddessem]

We're getting ready for nap, and Noah says he wants to call someone on the phone. I said, after nap, you can call whoever you want, but not right now. And this is the conversation we had:

Noah: I want to call Papa.
Me: After nap.
Noah: Please?
Me: After nap.
Noah: puh-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?
Me: After nap.
Noah: But it's IMPORTANT to me!
Me: honey, I promise after nap you can call someone.
Noah: Papa.
Me: Yes, Papa.
Noah: Because it's important to me.
Me: Yep.
Noah: If I don't call Papa, the police will come and take me away and monkeys will eat my eyes.
Me: o_0 ???
Noah: So as you can see, from the monkeys and the police, it's very important that I call Papa right away.

Where the hell does he get this stuff?