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[goddessdster]

So my work email gets a lot of spam offering me a larger penis. Personally, I'd love a larger penis, but I don't think it would fit in my jeans. I can't afford to be out buying new clothes and all. The spam is annoying, but I realized I'd rather be offered a larger penis than debt consolidation, or German office furniture. There's hope and positivity and a dream of something bigger greater. I can get behind that. I did not just write that.

Oh God, I just want to go home.