HELLS YEAH!
It's official- I AM AN INSURED AMERICAN! I have health insurance. Actual health insurance. I have medical, life, dental, prescription coverage and all kinds of wonderful goodies. I can't wait to go see my allergy specialist and go see my regular physician to get back on my antidepressants! I won't have to bum my inhalers and migraine shots off of my mom anymore! How exciting is that? Well, probably more exciting for my mom than anyone else. ALSO!!! This is probably the best part... I get PAID VACATION and PAID TIME OFF!!!! Fan-fucking-tastic!!! SCORE! Occasionally life is good...