L.A. is so barren, desolate and gray

[goddess_demeter]

It needs more greenery. Thank God I'm here to fix that.

Soon this desolate wasteland shall become a beautiful oasis once I get rid of all those pesky... humans.
At least it has more sun than Gotham.
Frankly, I'm only here for the money. Which just so happens to be my favourite colour.

Harley, why did you talk me into this? 

Comments

[ace_0f_knaves]

Well, considering the Los Angeles metropolitan area has a population round about 12.9 million, I'm going to have to say... good luck with that.

Also, ugh!

[goddess_demeter]

And I'm going to have to say congratulations on finally learning how to bathe, Laughing Boy.

[ace_0f_knaves]

My hygiene is excellent, as always. Why don't you give me a sniff?

[goddess_demeter]

I wouldn't go near YOU with a 10-foot pole.

[ace_0f_knaves]

How about my 10-inch pole?

[goddess_demeter]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, CLOWN!!!