L.A. is so barren, desolate and gray

[goddess_demeter]

It needs more greenery. Thank God I'm here to fix that.

Soon this desolate wasteland shall become a beautiful oasis once I get rid of all those pesky... humans.
At least it has more sun than Gotham.
Frankly, I'm only here for the money. Which just so happens to be my favourite colour.

Harley, why did you talk me into this? 

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[petit_arlequin]

Because you lovvvvvvvvvvvvve me.

[goddess_demeter]

:::sighs:::

Alright. What do we do now, clown girl?

[petit_arlequin]

hee.

Oh, I dunno... Maybe, take a trip to the zoo? Paint the town red? Head downtown and see a show? ...How much cash ya got on ya?

[goddess_demeter]

I've got very little cash and am just itching to get some.

[petit_arlequin]

Well ain't that a coinkydink... Me too!

[goddess_demeter]

Gotta plan?

[petit_arlequin]

......

[goddess_demeter]

So we'll shop and then go to the Dodgers' Stadium.

Major League Baseball needs a serious takedown.

[petit_arlequin]

Ya think? I really like the theme songs. WE LIKE TO PARTY, UN-TSS UN-TSS--

...Okay already, we'll go!!

[goddess_demeter]

Let's green up this town, Harl.

[petit_arlequin]

No.