There's Something Wrong With Blaine (2/3)

[goddamnwrite]

Title: There's Something Wrong With Blaine (2/3)
Author: mothergoddamn & rebness
Pairing/characters: Blaine/Kurt, Finn Hudson and Puck.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Finn is an easygoing guy who believes the best in everyone. But when Blaine Anderson begins to ingratiate himself into the Hudmels' lives, he can't ignore the strange events that occur. Just what exactly is

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[prosen8966]

Well, let's see.

You managed to squeeze in the Who's On First routine, the Benjamin Button concept (which is the only fucking way I can get myself to believe in junior Blaine on Glee), and one of my favorite, all-time, classic movies EVER, Holiday Inn (but, like, EVER!!)

You seemed to tie Finn and Puck in the 'who can say the stupidest and most insulting comments' column, albeit Puck always remains my favorite...

Puck re Tina: And so we thought, who do we know who’s passably hot and a big ol’ nerd. And we thought of you.’

Puck re Kurt: ‘Yeah, but before they died, right? They all got boyfriends. Like out of their league, total dream boaty and sexy boyfriends. That sounds like someone we both know right?’

And, before I could kill him w' my bare hands, Puck redeeming himself re Kurt: ‘He has eyes, doesn’t he?’ Puck’s voice lowered. ‘Eyes sort of like the Pacific ocean. Like waves washing sweetly over an ivory shore in the calm of morning.’

‘I’m saying I can bang him for you. Get him off Blaine’s radar. (...) Put him in those tight, black jeans with the low waist and that Flashdance shirt thing he has. You know, the one that shows off the curve of his neck.’

And, but of course, the highlight of this chapter:

‘You know who!’ Finn hissed. ‘You’ve been blainewashed!’

I will remain ROTFLMAO until the next installment...

[goddamnwrite]

So sorry for the long wait! Hope you enjoy the last part:

The final chapter, finally!