003 ♦ [Fourth Wall]

[goddamn_butler]

[ It's a lovely morning to be out and about fetching supplies. Unfortunately, to do this Alfred must open the door and leave.

...sigh.

Luceti is a contained mass of pure madness. ]

I do hope our guests were civilized enough to wipe their feet before launching their invasion on unsuspecting homes. Visitations can be over in a matter of days, but

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[bluwingcrusader]

Now when have you known me to do otherwise?

[Dick wipes off his feet as he walks in.]

[goddamn_butler]

Would you prefer a count or an estimated "out of ten"?

[ hold on.

...bliiink. Turning to face. :|a ]

[bluwingcrusader]

Let's keep it out of ten.

[goddamn_butler]

[ You know what? He's just going to roll with this. ] At least six.

... When did you arrive?

[bluwingcrusader]

Just today. Things seems to be pretty confusing around here, but I've managed to get the low down so far.

[Inviting himself on in, if you don't mind.]

[goddamn_butler]

[ He's always welcome in, of course. There's tea in here. ]

With any luck, I'll be able to answer any remaining questions.

[bluwingcrusader]

For starters, where's Bruce?

[Taking a seat.]

[goddamn_butler]

He neglected to mention where he would be going into hiding this morning. I suppose he never really did favor crowds. [ Vigilantes. What's up with that.

Now take this cup of tea before he makes you 8| ]