003 ♦ [Fourth Wall]

[goddamn_butler]

[ It's a lovely morning to be out and about fetching supplies. Unfortunately, to do this Alfred must open the door and leave.

...sigh.

Luceti is a contained mass of pure madness. ]

I do hope our guests were civilized enough to wipe their feet before launching their invasion on unsuspecting homes. Visitations can be over in a matter of days, but

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[almostgothim]

[...Alfred? Catwoman stops in her tracks to gawk at the Butler as he heads to the grocer. But this wasn't Gotham. And the old man... had wings?]

[goddamn_butler]

[ Wings, indeed! They even match his suit. He'd probably be taking a look around because it feels like he's being watched, but, well. With all these people, that's hardly a surprise. ]

[almostgothim]

[After a few moments of contemplation Catwoman decides to approach him.]

Alfred?

[goddamn_butler]

[ 0__o

He sees you. And is mostly wondering what you're doing here. SO SORRY, MISS ;; ]

[almostgothim]

Alfred it's me, Selina. [There's no point in hiding it. All of Gotham already knows because Batman had handed her in and she was on trial.]

[goddamn_butler]

[ He can regain composure. It's like magic.

The catsuit threw him off a bit :|a ]

Miss Selena; when did you arrive?

[almostgothim]

Just recently.

What are those on your back?

[goddamn_butler]

Those would be wings, Miss. Long-term residents regularly arrive with them, for reasons I've yet to uncover. [ They're nuisances >: ]