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ladies, i gather you all here tonight to announce my retirement as a manwhore. i had a good year and a half run as a professional, and it's time to move on. i had some good times, fucked some good gals, and i'd like to say i don't regret it.... but ok i DO regret most of it. but i'd like to thank all of you ladies who i had relations with and i wish you all good luck in your future sexual endevors. but let's not end this on a bad note. i'm also here to announce my NEW profession as a PROFESSIONAL nerd. i'm trading in my boxes of condoms for more video games, anime, and other such nerdy things. it's a profession i've experimented with for years and years, but it's to the point where i'm comfortable making it a full time gig. so i'll see all you ladies down the road when you all get married and move on (which will probably take a year) and i hope to someday see you get pwned by me in a game of street fighter 2.