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[Action] skulljokelol November 6 2011, 05:03:51 UTC
[There is a nearly nine-foot-tall skeleton who's also having tea in the Seventh Heaven today, sitting over by the counter and eying that outfit without eyes.

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Excuse me? Miss?

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1/2 godbent November 7 2011, 01:41:26 UTC
[Tur-----]

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[Action] godbent November 7 2011, 01:42:00 UTC
[HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD]

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[Action] skulljokelol November 8 2011, 03:27:01 UTC
Ah, hello! [Waving, waving!] I have a question I would like to ask you!

Are you even wearing panties?

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[Action] godbent November 8 2011, 03:28:02 UTC
....WHAT?!

[she would react more violently but right now she just recoils. A waving giant skeleton is advancing on her and asking about her underwear?!

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[Action] skulljokelol November 8 2011, 03:44:26 UTC
[He won't advance too much! He has a cup of tea he needs to finish still, after all.]

Panties? I'm having a difficult time telling, you see. It would be rude to mention them if you weren't even wearing any!

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[Action] godbent November 8 2011, 19:55:11 UTC
[When you are talking to a giant skeleton it can feel like an advance when he does almost nothing, okay. But now she controls herself - okay, try to smell his tea and focus on that. Ignore that it is going into his skeleton mouth or down his - where is it going down?]

-It would be rude to ask at all!

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[Action] skulljokelol November 8 2011, 20:26:37 UTC
[Please, he is a gentleman. He can be nothing but polite, okay.

Now please excuse him for having not heard a thing you just said as he finishes loudly slurping up his tea.]

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[Action] godbent November 8 2011, 22:28:57 UTC
[Her eyes now narrow to look at the neck area.

Where is it even going?]

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[Action] skulljokelol November 10 2011, 10:22:52 UTC
[That's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, Haruhi. The world may never know.

By which is to say that the tea vanishes into his mouth and from there out of sight. He finishes the cup with a satisfied sigh, setting it down.]

...ah, excuse me.

[/belch]

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[Action] godbent November 10 2011, 14:11:25 UTC
[ ... Wow rude.

but that is putting her more at ease with it is a giant skeleton]

You don't even have a stomach, right?

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[Action] skulljokelol November 12 2011, 03:31:26 UTC
Not since the last time I checked!

[He'll even check again right there and then, rolling up the bottom of his shirt to poke a finger through empty space.]

No change at all. Yohohoho!

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1/2 godbent November 12 2011, 14:47:28 UTC
[WHAT]

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[Action] godbent November 12 2011, 14:48:12 UTC
[Then how do you- What do you? Who do you? She stares, glaring a little but mostly just at a loss for words, at his shirt bottom]

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[Action] skulljokelol November 13 2011, 00:33:08 UTC
It's rude to stare, you know.

[Says he who was asking for your panties just moments ago.]

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[Action] godbent November 13 2011, 01:43:12 UTC
You just asked to see panties!

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