17th: The Knowledge of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice]

Three announcements, Luceti! In order of importance, so if you're listening at least stick around for the first one.

Number one: all of you show up at House 37 - that's the one in the square - on the night of the 13th - that's this Saturday, for those of you not getting the message. There'll be a special surprise Brigade-sponsored event

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[talontrot]

So what's this about fun and excitement? You guys do any adventuring?

[Because adventuring is Kazooie's idea of fun. As is kicking butt.]

[godbent]

Well yeah, sometimes. There's not a lot to explore here though unless you go underwater or spelunk though.

[talontrot]

I've done both! [Kazooie finishes off this proud proclamation with a grand sweep of a wing.]

... Though I kinda need to be in a backpack to swim under the surface. [It's B-K-verse logic. It doesn't make sense. Kazooie never questions these things - she just obeys them.]

[godbent]

A backpack, huh? [Must be like... a wetsuit type thing]

Well, fair enough. The point is the barrier's large, but not amazingly large - unless you get lost in the woods or we find some way to explore the ocean floor, there's not much doing on that front.

[talontrot]

So whaddaya guys do for fun around here, then, if it's not adventuring? If stuff like that weird Battle Whatever mistake happens often enough, I guess it'd be pretty fun...

[... Well, y'know, even if she's not getting any Jiggies out of it.]

[godbent]

All sorts of things, it just takes some creativity! Plays! Sports! Events! Games! Contests! We've done it all, plus parties and holidays.

[talontrot]

Now parties I can get behind!

And you haven't had a good kick-around until you do it with ol' Winky's bony skull. [... Yep. Kazooie is not a normal person.]

[godbent]

Uh. Right. Sure.

[talontrot]

[KAZOOIE DOES NOT NOTICE THAT THIS IS STRANGE IN ANY WAY.]

So, you need some new members for your group, huh? 'Cause I think I'm cut out for the job.

[... Not that Kazooie ever thinks she isn't, but... that's another matter altogether.]

[godbent]

Oh yeah? Sell me.

[talontrot]

Well, let's see... I've got a couple of years of being a solid hero under my belt and I've done everything from finding pirate treasure to racing walruses on sleds! Heck, it's easier to ask what I haven't done...

[godbent]

[Hmm :|a]

So what do you enjoy doing most of all?

[talontrot]

Pretty hard to choose! I think I'd do 'em all again, actually...

Though one of my favourite things has gotta be kicking bad guy butt. Are there even any bad guys around here outside of that Battle Dome place? [Kazooie is used to them just... walking around, and that doesn't seem to happen here at all. Clearly it's terrible level design.]

[godbent]

So you're into the whole soldiering on gig? There's some, but you'd be better off talking to someone like the Rogues for that.

[talontrot]

The Rogues? [Let it never be said that Kazooie reads or otherwise pays attention to things that don't directly benefit her.] Who're they?

Also, I can throw a mean party, if that's more you guys' style! [She can also get kicked out of parties, but she's not going to mention that part.]

[godbent]

The Blue Rogues - if you're really that into busting up bad guys, they're the ones who try to beat everyone up. Talk to- [Wait. Adell was upset.] ...Uh. Some guy... named- ... Stahn! Yeah, that's his name.

Buuuut, if you're more for parties, roll for me.