1st: The Promise of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice + Action]

[So Haruhi... arrived this morning. Or well, last night? Somewhere in there, and she learned the truth the hard way. She's yet to test it, but she's got no reason to think Mikage was lying unless it was an elaborate troll, in which case she'll beat him into the ground

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[so_shik]

[Things are just as normal as ever at House 10...which is to say, not really. Neku's probably holed up in his room and Shiki's slowly...packing. The pair of them had waffled on whether or not they wanted to move from the place they called home for over a year, and truthfully they were still unsure, but she was getting a head start anyway.

However, when she hears someone at the front door, she's putting down her things and wandering to the living room to take a look. What she finds? Well. Definitely not what she expected.]

...can I help you with something? [Never mind the fact that her brain's jarring a bit to try and figure out why the girl seems like she belongs her, Shiki's just going to block Haruhi from coming into the house.]

[[ooc: Yami and I thought we might as well do a three-way tag thread, order going Shiki, Haruhi, Neku, Shiki if that's cool with you?]]

[godbent]

[No, I agree with this order. It sounds all sorts of sexy. Haruhi sammich :|a

But anyway, Haruhi puts on a very flat face. She knows Winry is kidnapped now and thus is pissed and tired and not in the mood for this]

Yeah, Shiki, you can get out of the way.

[soundfrequency]

[Yes, Neku was in fact up in his room, but the door was open and he was just hanging out messing around on the laptop he got for Christmas. But when he hears Shiki downstairs talking to someone, he gets up and starts heading down there.]

[so_shik]

[She doesn't notice Neku yet, though Haruhi might. Instead, the girl's focus is strictly on this...intruder.]

Give me one reason why I should.

[godbent]

Because this is my house. [Guh. This note recognizing thing is such a bitch]

[soundfrequency]

[...what. He's just going to watch them argue for a minute when he reaches the bottom of the stairs.

And is it just him or does this girl seem familiar or something.]

[so_shik]

Like hell it's your house! [She's finally going to acknowledge Neku then.]

Neku, help me out here?

[godbent]

Don't you dare step in, Porcupine, this is a woman's duel!

[soundfrequency]

[wait.

wait just a minute here.

That... sounded exactly like Haruki. Well, if Haruki was a chick, but. Neku stares for another few seconds. There's no way, right? Even if the resemblance is uncanny, Haruki was sent home a few months ago.

But she even called Neku by that same nickname.

...H-Haruki?

[so_shik]

[She's pretty startled at the use of that nickname, too, and she's pausing suddenly to just stare. Same hair-color, same eye-color...same stupid headband. She doesn't quite believe it yet, but that's not going to stop her from asking.]

What the heck happened to you?

[godbent]

Nothing. I'm the one whose normal and everyone else is insane. [SIGH. And she shakes her head] Haruhi. I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, and this is my house!

[soundfrequency]

[Hang on, Neku has to stare some more. Haruki is a chick.

...and one that's kind of attractive too, wtf.]

[so_shik]

[In this conversation, Shiki comes to realize she's vaguely jealous of Haruhi's boobs.

...that doesn't stop her from being pissed off though.]

Think again! This is our house. [She gestures to herself and Neku.] And we're not leaving.

[godbent]

Duh. [SIGH are you stupid] How have you two morons even lasted without me- did one of you learn to cook worth a damn or something?

[soundfrequency]

[Sheesh. It's good to see you too.]

We've managed fine.

[so_shik]

And my cooking's totally fine. [Clearly that's the issue here, really.]