Anthony Horrowatzhisname. & other junk.
Today we went on a field trip to BARNES AND NOBLES! Woooooooah, sophistication at its highest. This Anthony guy spoke to us about his books. He cracked so many sex jokes. Which is funny. I'm sure neither teachers had the guts to say anything about it though because HE'S AN AUTHOR. OMGOMGOMGOMG.
He was pretty funny. Anyways.
I introduced Madissen to a beautiful human invention today, dubbed the "carmel frap". Ahh, heavennnnnn...but as everyone knows, heaven means whatever you're stuffing your mouth with has more calories than a fat guy has body odor, but let's not go there. Talk of food and body odor don't mix well.
OH! GREAT NEWS STUFFS! My dad gave me an iBook (because the guy who he works for wants my dad to sell laptops, and he's giving him the iBook in payment), so my dad took apart the iBook, took off all the white paint on the cover parts, and now he's going to paint it blue for me. And watch, in a week, some kind of easy removal iBook color cover is going to come out.
I've had NO TIME TO PLAY GAMES LATELY! Garrrrrrrghhhh. Need violence. Bloodbloodblood story bloodblodd gore story bloodbloodblood.
He was pretty funny. Anyways.
I introduced Madissen to a beautiful human invention today, dubbed the "carmel frap". Ahh, heavennnnnn...but as everyone knows, heaven means whatever you're stuffing your mouth with has more calories than a fat guy has body odor, but let's not go there. Talk of food and body odor don't mix well.
OH! GREAT NEWS STUFFS! My dad gave me an iBook (because the guy who he works for wants my dad to sell laptops, and he's giving him the iBook in payment), so my dad took apart the iBook, took off all the white paint on the cover parts, and now he's going to paint it blue for me. And watch, in a week, some kind of easy removal iBook color cover is going to come out.
I've had NO TIME TO PLAY GAMES LATELY! Garrrrrrrghhhh. Need violence. Bloodbloodblood story bloodblodd gore story bloodbloodblood.