Virgin Sacrifice

[god_slayer_]

Alice Elliot! Since your virginity safety is always my top concern, I offer to be your bodyguard should any cult members try to kidnap you, etc!

And then there's always Blank's plan. Come on, your safety is important!

Plus, that Riku jerk stole my good pick-up line!

Comments

[_cardinalsin_]

Perhaps you should consider a different tactic...

[god_slayer_]

Yeah, yeah. The flowers.

Why do girls get all upset when you offer t'protect em anyway?

[_cardinalsin_]

I will never know why that didn't work...

Perhaps they read too much into it. And, well... it's you and, ah, your methods do not allay many of those fears.

[god_slayer_]

Yer sayin' I'm kinda rough around the edges? Maybe I should do somethin more refined...?

[ein_engel]

You two are a piece of work...

Women like to be treated well, but not to the point where they're dainty little things and you have to shelter them, you know? Being refined is nice, but you have to have intentions to back up how you feel.

If you really do like her well enough, then you'll be okay. Baby steps.

[god_slayer_]

You have no idea of my intentions or my feelings!