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My friend told me a story I thought many of you would find interesting...
[19:13] blindside7795: ive got a story u should enjoy
[19:13] blindside7795: theres this dude thats like of that jew and christian faith
[19:13] blindside7795: u know what im talking about
[19:13] blindside7795: they like try tio say theyre both at the same time
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: okayu
[19:14] blindside7795: point is thhe guy stops by
[19:14] blindside7795: and comes in my room
[19:14] blindside7795: and hes like
[19:14] blindside7795: u dont believe in god? (after speakin to my dad)
[19:14] blindside7795: and im like no i dont
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: like he came to your door?
[19:14] blindside7795: like my bedroom
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: and you let him in the house?
[19:15] blindside7795: no
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: your dad did?
[19:15] blindside7795: like we know the guy
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: oh
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:15] blindside7795: husband of a lady who works with my mom
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: I thought it was some like door-to-door something
[19:15] blindside7795: nah nah
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: or other
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: continue
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: continue
[19:15] blindside7795: and then hes like
[19:15] blindside7795: so u dont believe in the apostles and that
[19:15] blindside7795: and im like wait thats jesus
[19:15] blindside7795: and hes like well yea u dont believe in christ?
[19:15] blindside7795: and im like no.....
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: of course not
[19:16] blindside7795: (yea he knows were jewish, he was the black guy at my grandmas funeral)
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: too bad you don't believe in god
[19:16] blindside7795: nah its much better with this guy
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: you could have told him that you don't accept Jesus and had a fun fun discussion
[19:16] blindside7795: nah didnt bother
[19:16] blindside7795: and he was like the apostles believed in god
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like well jesus was there....supposedly
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like so
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like he did miracles
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like yea well
[19:17] blindside7795: then he tries a new tactic
[19:17] blindside7795: when something bad happens and u srive or u make it dont u think its bc of god
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like nope
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like u think its coincidence dont u
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like bingo
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like how can u think that
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like well what about the other ppl who believe in god and die young who lead good lives?
[19:18] blindside7795: and hes like well their time has come
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like yea ok
[19:18] blindside7795: im smiling the whole time
[19:18] blindside7795: trying not to laugh
[19:18] blindside7795: their time has come what bs
[19:18] blindside7795: and then pulls a real one of his ass
[19:18] blindside7795: he goes
[19:18] blindside7795: u realize the worlds upside down
[19:18] blindside7795: and goin downhill
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like yes yes it
[19:18] blindside7795: is
[19:18] Skitz0N0ah985: and then?
[19:19] blindside7795: and hes like SO U BELIEVE IN GOD?
[19:19] blindside7795: and im like NO
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: haha
[19:19] blindside7795: religion is causing the downhill
[19:19] blindside7795: and hes like inside yellin DAMNIT
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: so basically, according to him
[19:19] blindside7795: gettin irratated
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: if you play russian roulette
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: and survive
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: it's because of god
[19:19] blindside7795: haha
[19:19] blindside7795: exactly
[19:19] blindside7795: haha
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: or if you lose
[19:19] blindside7795: amen my brother
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: it's because of god
[19:19] blindside7795: this is how the ancient ppls did it
[19:19] blindside7795: theyd throw u in a river
[19:19] blindside7795: and if u survive
[19:19] blindside7795: the gods like y
[19:19] blindside7795: u*
[19:20] blindside7795: anyways ...hes like
[19:20] blindside7795: religons not the problem
[19:20] blindside7795: and he keeps this whole where do u think of this shit up
[19:20] blindside7795: and im like i research
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like religon isnt the problem
[19:20] blindside7795: i go
[19:20] blindside7795: yea it is
[19:20] blindside7795: ppl telling each other which is the bets one
[19:20] Skitz0N0ah985: religion isn't what problem?
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like no ones doing that
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like no i didnt
[19:20] blindside7795: u just did when u came in my room
[19:20] blindside7795: and im like
[19:20] blindside7795: of the world
[19:20] blindside7795: i just wanted to know if u believed in god
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: sounds like fun
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: but then again
[19:21] blindside7795: wait
[19:21] blindside7795: not done
[19:21] blindside7795: and im like
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: he also asked you if you believe in jesus
[19:21] blindside7795: but u mentioned christ and that
[19:21] blindside7795: and hes like w/e
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: and that's different from do you belive in god
[19:21] blindside7795: yea indeed!
[19:21] blindside7795: ok and hes not done
[19:21] blindside7795: he has a shit canon to blow
[19:21] blindside7795: and it isnt empty yet
[19:21] blindside7795: haha
[19:21] blindside7795: ok so hes like
[19:21] blindside7795: so who created us all
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: chance
[19:22] blindside7795: im like we come from bacteria possibly
[19:22] blindside7795: and evolved
[19:22] blindside7795: and hes like no man
[19:22] blindside7795: bacteria are bad
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: do are people
[19:22] blindside7795: and im like well they join together and creat bigger organisms
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: *so
[19:22] blindside7795: haha AMEN
[19:22] blindside7795: and ten im like
[19:22] blindside7795: and we reach chimps
[19:22] blindside7795: and thats who we evolve from
[19:22] blindside7795: and hes like no man
[19:22] blindside7795: we didnt evolve from chimps
[19:23] blindside7795: and im like its scientific fact
[19:23] blindside7795: and hes like no
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: we came from the dust of the earth
[19:23] blindside7795: (aka hes a fundamentalist christian)
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: nah it's not necessarily scientific fact
[19:23] blindside7795: i shoulda messed with him on gays
[19:23] blindside7795: be like
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: it's just very extremely likely
[19:23] blindside7795: o and by the way im gay
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] blindside7795: hed run
[19:23] blindside7795: hed grab a gas mask
[19:23] blindside7795: out of his pocket and run
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: he might've burned your house down
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: to decontaminate it
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] blindside7795: indeed
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: DON'T INFECT ME!!!!!
[19:24] blindside7795: haha
[19:24] blindside7795: o god
[19:24] blindside7795: and thats about most of the our convo with him
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: hour?
[19:24] blindside7795: and im like to my dad after he leaves
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: or our?
[19:24] blindside7795: my*
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: you say?
[19:24] blindside7795: u know hes trying to recruit me to his religon right
[19:24] blindside7795: and hes like nah i dont think so
[19:24] blindside7795: im like
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: wtf?
[19:24] blindside7795: he talks to u for 2 mins
[19:24] blindside7795: about me
[19:25] blindside7795: and then comes to my room
[19:25] blindside7795: tries to convert me
[19:25] blindside7795: and then leaves
[19:25] blindside7795: what the fuck else
[19:25] blindside7795: and he chose a time when my mom wasnt home
[19:25] blindside7795: she woulda slapped him
[19:25] blindside7795: which woulda mused the hell outta me
[19:25] blindside7795: thus proving my arguement
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: that?
[19:25] blindside7795: that religion causes problems
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: well obviously
[19:25] blindside7795: haha
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: but not so much the religion
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: but the religious
[19:25] blindside7795: i have reached a new conclusion
[19:25] blindside7795: i am going to kill the pope
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: wow...
[19:26] blindside7795: unless he tells ppl that jesus was fake
[19:26] blindside7795: well not son of god
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: that's a little bad...
[19:26] blindside7795: he was there
[19:26] blindside7795: haha i was kidding
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: you'd be like crucified
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: and then you could be resurrected!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: i keep thinking ur my other friend
[19:26] blindside7795: haha
[19:26] blindside7795: aka easter
[19:26] blindside7795: of malik
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: AND LEAD THE ATHEISTS TO BRANCH OFF!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: haha
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: AND FORM A NEW SECT OF ATHEISTS!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: indeed
[19:13] blindside7795: ive got a story u should enjoy
[19:13] blindside7795: theres this dude thats like of that jew and christian faith
[19:13] blindside7795: u know what im talking about
[19:13] blindside7795: they like try tio say theyre both at the same time
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: okayu
[19:14] blindside7795: point is thhe guy stops by
[19:14] blindside7795: and comes in my room
[19:14] blindside7795: and hes like
[19:14] blindside7795: u dont believe in god? (after speakin to my dad)
[19:14] blindside7795: and im like no i dont
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: like he came to your door?
[19:14] blindside7795: like my bedroom
[19:14] Skitz0N0ah985: and you let him in the house?
[19:15] blindside7795: no
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: your dad did?
[19:15] blindside7795: like we know the guy
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: oh
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:15] blindside7795: husband of a lady who works with my mom
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: I thought it was some like door-to-door something
[19:15] blindside7795: nah nah
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: or other
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: continue
[19:15] Skitz0N0ah985: continue
[19:15] blindside7795: and then hes like
[19:15] blindside7795: so u dont believe in the apostles and that
[19:15] blindside7795: and im like wait thats jesus
[19:15] blindside7795: and hes like well yea u dont believe in christ?
[19:15] blindside7795: and im like no.....
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: of course not
[19:16] blindside7795: (yea he knows were jewish, he was the black guy at my grandmas funeral)
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: too bad you don't believe in god
[19:16] blindside7795: nah its much better with this guy
[19:16] Skitz0N0ah985: you could have told him that you don't accept Jesus and had a fun fun discussion
[19:16] blindside7795: nah didnt bother
[19:16] blindside7795: and he was like the apostles believed in god
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like well jesus was there....supposedly
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like so
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like he did miracles
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like yea well
[19:17] blindside7795: then he tries a new tactic
[19:17] blindside7795: when something bad happens and u srive or u make it dont u think its bc of god
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like nope
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like u think its coincidence dont u
[19:17] blindside7795: and im like bingo
[19:17] blindside7795: and hes like how can u think that
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like well what about the other ppl who believe in god and die young who lead good lives?
[19:18] blindside7795: and hes like well their time has come
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like yea ok
[19:18] blindside7795: im smiling the whole time
[19:18] blindside7795: trying not to laugh
[19:18] blindside7795: their time has come what bs
[19:18] blindside7795: and then pulls a real one of his ass
[19:18] blindside7795: he goes
[19:18] blindside7795: u realize the worlds upside down
[19:18] blindside7795: and goin downhill
[19:18] blindside7795: and im like yes yes it
[19:18] blindside7795: is
[19:18] Skitz0N0ah985: and then?
[19:19] blindside7795: and hes like SO U BELIEVE IN GOD?
[19:19] blindside7795: and im like NO
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: haha
[19:19] blindside7795: religion is causing the downhill
[19:19] blindside7795: and hes like inside yellin DAMNIT
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: so basically, according to him
[19:19] blindside7795: gettin irratated
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: if you play russian roulette
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: and survive
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: it's because of god
[19:19] blindside7795: haha
[19:19] blindside7795: exactly
[19:19] blindside7795: haha
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: or if you lose
[19:19] blindside7795: amen my brother
[19:19] Skitz0N0ah985: it's because of god
[19:19] blindside7795: this is how the ancient ppls did it
[19:19] blindside7795: theyd throw u in a river
[19:19] blindside7795: and if u survive
[19:19] blindside7795: the gods like y
[19:19] blindside7795: u*
[19:20] blindside7795: anyways ...hes like
[19:20] blindside7795: religons not the problem
[19:20] blindside7795: and he keeps this whole where do u think of this shit up
[19:20] blindside7795: and im like i research
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like religon isnt the problem
[19:20] blindside7795: i go
[19:20] blindside7795: yea it is
[19:20] blindside7795: ppl telling each other which is the bets one
[19:20] Skitz0N0ah985: religion isn't what problem?
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like no ones doing that
[19:20] blindside7795: and hes like no i didnt
[19:20] blindside7795: u just did when u came in my room
[19:20] blindside7795: and im like
[19:20] blindside7795: of the world
[19:20] blindside7795: i just wanted to know if u believed in god
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: sounds like fun
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: but then again
[19:21] blindside7795: wait
[19:21] blindside7795: not done
[19:21] blindside7795: and im like
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: he also asked you if you believe in jesus
[19:21] blindside7795: but u mentioned christ and that
[19:21] blindside7795: and hes like w/e
[19:21] Skitz0N0ah985: and that's different from do you belive in god
[19:21] blindside7795: yea indeed!
[19:21] blindside7795: ok and hes not done
[19:21] blindside7795: he has a shit canon to blow
[19:21] blindside7795: and it isnt empty yet
[19:21] blindside7795: haha
[19:21] blindside7795: ok so hes like
[19:21] blindside7795: so who created us all
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: chance
[19:22] blindside7795: im like we come from bacteria possibly
[19:22] blindside7795: and evolved
[19:22] blindside7795: and hes like no man
[19:22] blindside7795: bacteria are bad
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: do are people
[19:22] blindside7795: and im like well they join together and creat bigger organisms
[19:22] Skitz0N0ah985: *so
[19:22] blindside7795: haha AMEN
[19:22] blindside7795: and ten im like
[19:22] blindside7795: and we reach chimps
[19:22] blindside7795: and thats who we evolve from
[19:22] blindside7795: and hes like no man
[19:22] blindside7795: we didnt evolve from chimps
[19:23] blindside7795: and im like its scientific fact
[19:23] blindside7795: and hes like no
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: we came from the dust of the earth
[19:23] blindside7795: (aka hes a fundamentalist christian)
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: nah it's not necessarily scientific fact
[19:23] blindside7795: i shoulda messed with him on gays
[19:23] blindside7795: be like
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: it's just very extremely likely
[19:23] blindside7795: o and by the way im gay
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] blindside7795: hed run
[19:23] blindside7795: hed grab a gas mask
[19:23] blindside7795: out of his pocket and run
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: he might've burned your house down
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: to decontaminate it
[19:23] blindside7795: haha
[19:23] blindside7795: indeed
[19:23] Skitz0N0ah985: DON'T INFECT ME!!!!!
[19:24] blindside7795: haha
[19:24] blindside7795: o god
[19:24] blindside7795: and thats about most of the our convo with him
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: hour?
[19:24] blindside7795: and im like to my dad after he leaves
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: or our?
[19:24] blindside7795: my*
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: okay
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: you say?
[19:24] blindside7795: u know hes trying to recruit me to his religon right
[19:24] blindside7795: and hes like nah i dont think so
[19:24] blindside7795: im like
[19:24] Skitz0N0ah985: wtf?
[19:24] blindside7795: he talks to u for 2 mins
[19:24] blindside7795: about me
[19:25] blindside7795: and then comes to my room
[19:25] blindside7795: tries to convert me
[19:25] blindside7795: and then leaves
[19:25] blindside7795: what the fuck else
[19:25] blindside7795: and he chose a time when my mom wasnt home
[19:25] blindside7795: she woulda slapped him
[19:25] blindside7795: which woulda mused the hell outta me
[19:25] blindside7795: thus proving my arguement
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: that?
[19:25] blindside7795: that religion causes problems
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: well obviously
[19:25] blindside7795: haha
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: but not so much the religion
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: but the religious
[19:25] blindside7795: i have reached a new conclusion
[19:25] blindside7795: i am going to kill the pope
[19:25] Skitz0N0ah985: wow...
[19:26] blindside7795: unless he tells ppl that jesus was fake
[19:26] blindside7795: well not son of god
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: that's a little bad...
[19:26] blindside7795: he was there
[19:26] blindside7795: haha i was kidding
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: you'd be like crucified
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: and then you could be resurrected!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: i keep thinking ur my other friend
[19:26] blindside7795: haha
[19:26] blindside7795: aka easter
[19:26] blindside7795: of malik
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: AND LEAD THE ATHEISTS TO BRANCH OFF!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: haha
[19:26] Skitz0N0ah985: AND FORM A NEW SECT OF ATHEISTS!!!
[19:26] blindside7795: indeed