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[god_is_drunk85]

dude okay so today ... ummm ive been hanging out with pat murphy amnda, n tim more often n its really FUN ...omfg okaty..okay ..this is what happen okay its like this.In schol todaY TIM WAS LIKE hEY GO TO THE PARK AFTER SCHOOL..SO I WAS LIKE WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO OKAY (holy shit i just noticed the caps!!!hahahahwooohooomg thats funny o well fuck it it takes to long to erase that crap why cant you just fucking highlight it n change it to uncaps i mean u can change the font n color that way but..nooooooooo u cant do it for caps ...fucking difficult jackasses!!!okay im off subject) N neway i was with amanda n e went down to the park but we saw pat murphy n wree like "AHHHHH PAT " and he cam over n ew were like cum to the park with us n hes like "k" n then i went to the oriental market shit to get these awesome chinknigger cookies n they were good n we went to the pat n tim n pat were hangin out n then we saw joe arselanian n whats his face..ahhh...starts with an "s: oo yah stephan not (steven,or stef-in no its steph-aun fucking difficult)then we wer playing in the leaves after pat had cussed out joe like 50 million quadrazillion times for being a "traitor" .WE hung out there 4 a little n nothjin special haPPENED and then we went to tims to get his gas mask then we went to this trailor n pat locked us in n we stayed there 4 like 50 hundred minutes n then we went to these train crap things but tim was a little chuicken "BAK BAK BAK BAK" n then pat was a crazypsychoprostitutenugget n he climbed down this thingy like 50 ft hi n like this ---------------------------- wide dude like exactly that wide fucking freak!!! n me n amanda got his attention n "seductive ways" n she humped his asslmao it was funny (theyre goin out now cuz ,me mememe im the little matchmaker) then we just hung out went to the bum place n then we....ummm..o yeah we rolled down this hill like 50 times n then tim attemted to put me on his shoulders but i wouldnt cooperate n everytime he stood up i got scared n jumped offf.N pat n tim showed me the thing they do thats hilarious in which PAt runs (in front of pedestrians) screaming ill give you your money back n tim runs after him screaming ima kick ur ass n "tckles n facke punches" him to the ground n ppl on the street are like "WTF,mate?" n then we went to amandas in which we proceeded to make phone calls.we went outside, i tok amandas blanket n ran they chased me down n pat was like"badboys bad boys whatcha gunna do whatscha gunna do when they cum 4 u n then bal blah blah cuz nonone knows that 2nd verse neway" n then they caught me we went to tims n watched the eclipes!! which sucked n i made pat n amanda make out.....then @ like 11 we headed home but amanda ha d to p so we atped @ cumbis but they were like "no" so i said well then im taking your WHOLE box -a-coupons n the guy shrugged so i took the whole box n we ran out side n threw them around n a guy was like "GOOoooooooooD JOB GOOD JOIB" all sarcastic and condescending n then hes lie"ima be out there in 5 mins" (dude thats retarted thats like sauying IM GIVING U A 5 MINUTE HEAD START lol wtf) n then we ran...really fast...the we dropped off amanda n me n pat walked home cuz we were gunna sleep over but amandas mom was like "rarr rarr rarr u wer smoking n drinking -which we wernt- rarr no ones staying over so imlike BUMMER n then i was all unstoked n we walked home n this drunk chick was like "RED SOX WON " n wer like woohoo cool but we cant really express emotiobn well so it came out like "woe...thats pretty cool man" n i went home n slept n i skipped today cuz i had a dentist appointment with my eveil drilling filling dentist

DONT MAKE ME CUM DOWN THERE -god