Twentieth Explosion
ATTENTION ANYONE WHO IS IMPORTANT OR COOL IN LUCETI!
We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!
Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.
The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved. That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.
Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Ahiru - Vice-Chief/Closet S-Type
Excel - Senior Member/Bombshell
Bunny - Energetic Character/Cheerleader
Al - Trap-Like Character
Killua - Needed Rebellious Member
Misa - Ultra-Designer
Kotori - Ultra-Cook
Uriko - Awesome semi-human member
Kyonko - Henchwoman/Moe-Blob/Other misc. tasks.
Also members, though I think they're dead or something, are Leo-Kitty, Rena, and Osaka
If you want to join, then please stop by House #10 (the one that better have a sign up via a certain spicy tuna roll soon) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Kyonko will be. She's boring and hardly ever goes anywhere interesting unless someone drags her there.
I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.
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Oi, you're the sister of that depressing guy with heterochromic eyes, right?
We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!
Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!
Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.
The SOS-Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved. That said, we only accept mysteries that are notable in nature, and reserve the right to reject your request at any time if it doesn't prove interesting enough. We also work to support the idea of there being excitement and fun even to be found in a world such as this, were jerkoff aliens seem to enjoy being annoying voyeurs. Additionally, we work with all our might to make depressing or boring people less of either.
Current Members and Ranks
Haruki Suzumiya - Divinely-Inspired Overlord/Unquestioned Leader/Ultra-Detective/Ultra-Director/Chief
Ahiru - Vice-Chief/Closet S-Type
Excel - Senior Member/Bombshell
Bunny - Energetic Character/Cheerleader
Al - Trap-Like Character
Killua - Needed Rebellious Member
Misa - Ultra-Designer
Kotori - Ultra-Cook
Uriko - Awesome semi-human member
Kyonko - Henchwoman/Moe-Blob/Other misc. tasks.
Also members, though I think they're dead or something, are Leo-Kitty, Rena, and Osaka
If you want to join, then please stop by House #10 (the one that better have a sign up via a certain spicy tuna roll soon) at any and all times! If I'm not there, Kyonko will be. She's boring and hardly ever goes anywhere interesting unless someone drags her there.
I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.
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Oi, you're the sister of that depressing guy with heterochromic eyes, right?