Fifteenth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

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[There's still slight slurring in his voice, but you can make out what he's saying]

Oh, this is awesome! Green hair is a little mundane, but it certainly livens up the mood really fast! And seeing that geezer [That's you, Senel. ...Lol] with green hair is just classic! Oi, SOS-Brigade, I think we need to step up and make our own

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[kz_assassin]

Hmmm.... I'm an assassin if that means anything.

Is this SOS-Brigade fun?

[god_is_a_dude]

It's the most amazing club ever created, so if it's not then my henchmen aren't doing their job! The goal is to spread excitement everywhere!

...Wait, why is a little kid like you an assassin?

[kz_assassin]

Heh. If it is about having fun then I am in. Things are getting too boring.

...because I'm good at killing people? [[Grins]] You want me to prove it?

[god_is_a_dude]

Excellent! Well then, first things first, we've been meaning to get on a swimming retreat for a while, do get whatever floaties or whatever a mini-geezer needs to swim with.

Not really. Got any superpowers to do it with, or you just some gun-trotted prodigy?

[kz_assassin]

Swimming? [[Haruki, you surprised Killua with this one.]] I see... this sounds like a fieldtrip to me.

I can generate electricity, live after being electrocuted by 1000 volts, Can carry 16 tons.... [[Shrugs]] Anything else?

[god_is_a_dude]

Wait -- that first one, can you still do it here? Generate electricity.

Yeah, well it's something we've been supposed to do for a while but the damn aliens got in the way via breaking my hand and fracturing my skull. But what, you gunna zap yourself if you go in water?

[kz_assassin]

Hmmm... now that you mention it, I did notice that my powers aren't as strong as it used to be... but yeah, I can. [[Heh. He sometimes uses it for pranks since he doesn't have a buzzer.]]

[[Laughs]] Nope. I have a good command on my powers. I may be twelve but I have been exposed to electricity since I was a baby. Oh? Fractured your skull, huh? Is that why you talk so weird?

[god_is_a_dude]

But if you can generate electricity, then that means we could power up a battery if someone put one together! That means who could theoretically use electrical appliances! Alright, I'll have to get the Brigade on putting one together when we get back.

[He's ignoring the talking thing] Alright then, good! Well anyway, get any floaties or whatever you need and be ready to go in two days.

[kz_assassin]

[[Killua just met another weird nii-chan.]] A... battery? Oi, don't you think I have a say in this? [[Killua didn't like it, he wasn't the type to just allow anyone to boss him around. He had a good mind to give the guy a shock but decided against it.]]

...

Do I have a say in this at all? What if I can't be ready in two days?

[god_is_a_dude]

You're an official member of the SOS-Brigade and I am it's divine overlord. My commands are law.

...But if you can't then you'll just get a penalty. I'll force you to charge up a dozen batteries once we make them. [This is Haruki being nice, observe]

[kz_assassin]

[[What in the world did I just sign up for? The leader is a freaky narcissist.]] You do understand that I don't take commands from just anyone, right?

...

Penalty? [[Was there something wrong with this guy's head? Maybe the mallys did more than just made his talking weird. They fried his brain too.]] You? Force me? [[Smirks]] No way in H*ll.

[god_is_a_dude]

Well duh! You're the rebellious prankster rogue member that every club needs! You'd insult me if you did obey my commands to the letter, because then you'd be boring. Sheesh.

[kz_assassin]

...

[[And Haruki hooked himself an unwilling rebellious prankster. As much as Killua hated following anyone, he hated being called boring more.]]

[[Mumbling]]I'll be ready in two days...

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[god_is_a_dude]

Alright!

[There's a pause, and then the sound of some fiddling as Haruki filters it]

Also, the green hair thing was classic. That was you, right? you've been going out of your way to laguh at most of the victims.

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[kz_assassin]

[[He fold his arms and looks innocently at the journal as if they were having the conversation face to face.]] Hmmm... even if I did do it... there is no way you can prove it.

[[Grins, very confident.]] Heh. It is funny, that is all.

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki'll take that as conformation. Score one for the ultra-detective] If I really felt like I bet I could dust for prints of something. It'd make a fun mystery, but it's no point in incriminating my own subordinate.

Oh, and it's hilarious.