Hundred Eleventh Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action]

[Naturally a bit forward-dating /kicks off event

Hi Luceti? You know how it's morning right now? Maybe like... five in the morning, tops, right now? Well, unfortunately, you sleep is going to be rudely interrupted by a loud and surprisingly deep CAAAAAAWWW coming from House 10. It echoes across a pretty wide area of the village,

Comments

[tsuntrader]

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Isn't Halloween supposed to be in a week? [He totally doesn't sound utterly mortified. And definitely doesn't have a good reason. Boy gets up and out early.]

[god_is_a_dude]

The Organization tends to make weeks out of days for certain holidays.

[tsuntrader]

...As if one day wasn't enough.

[god_is_a_dude]

What, you don't like Halloween?

[tsuntrader]

It's a waste of time. All holidays are.

[god_is_a_dude]

What? Are you an idiot or something?

[tsuntrader]

Please. What part of dressing up in some stupid costume and running around pulling pranks or trying to get candy isn't a waste of time?

[god_is_a_dude]

The part where it's basic social interaction? But forget that, let's move on to an important holiday like Christmas or Tanabata. You just said they were useless too!

[tsuntrader]

Enjoy them. Do what you want. But they're all still a waste. [You lost him at "basic social interaction"]

[god_is_a_dude]

Oi, oi. Have you ever talked with another person before?

[tsuntrader]

I don't make a habit out of it.

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[god_is_a_dude]

[To be fair, he can get that; most people are idiots. But still]

Sure the world's full of idiots, but the idiot who doesn't at least try to find worthwhile people in that world's and even bigger moron.

[god_is_a_dude]

Besides, you're talking to me.

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[tsuntrader]

[...Touche, good sir.]

[tsuntrader]

[FLOUNCES SHUTS JOURNAL]