[Written // Private // 70% Unhackable]
Rena
Usagi
Al
Uriko
Shinpachi
Taichi
Rika
Hanyuu
Yuzu
Yoohoo
Atsuro
Miu
Leon
Naoki
Mikage
Mikey
Mammon
...Dammit.
Excel
Rue
Ritsu-kitty
Ahiru
Kotori
Osaka
Mike
Killua
Misa
Zell
Mai
Arthur
Shion
Tear
Kyon
... Dammit.
...Koizumi
Yuuki
Mitsuru
...Kyonko
...Forget it. This is stupid.
[Voice//Public]
So we're about done with all this murder stuff, right? Jeez, what's the point of this sort of thing if it's not a mystery anyway? Whatever, the point is it's about time this whole business got resolved. [...Sigh. This isn't what he wants to talk about at all. He awkwardly shifts a while-]
This amount of rain is boring too. Didn't we get enough of this sort of thing during the snow in the winter? [Grunt] Whatever, at least we have interior heating and such now it's no longer frigid. [Siiigh and the sound of him standing an taking his journal with him]
It's the start of the new feather cycle, right? Or well, we're getting into it. Alright! For those of you are are intent on living under a rock while you're here, it's about time that you know that I, Haruki Suzumiya, am the overlord of the SOS-Brigade, the greatest club in existence. More details will be sure to come to you in the coming days! Await that with baited breath! [Alright, that's good for now. Excuse him, he's going back to dicking around on his laptop he got from Catherine. The voice cuts off as he starts to work with the keys.]