Eighty-Sixth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action]

[This week sucks. Mikey vanishes, Naoki goes off to pretend to be a hermit after getting beat up by a demon thing, there is more talk about war, Usagi vanishes, and he happened to FUCK AN OJOU have relations with a very attractive girl who is still technically his made because he's been trying to actively avoid her since March first.

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[kenpo_kitty]

**Suddenly, super-friendly martial artist is glomping you. Not for any particular reason other than Haruki looks so frumpy. And she's in a particularly good, if not confused, mood.**

Hey! What's with you lately?

1/3

[god_is_a_dude]

[WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT]

[god_is_a_dude]

[This- Well it's Uriko and given what she said a while back... okay, so she's over him and more than that she's into women so this is just some sort of stupid greeting and as such instead of blushing or anything he just starts to squirm in here in an attempt to get her off-] Oi! Come on, what the hell, you idiot!

[god_is_a_dude]

[Finally though he just gives up and sighs and ... whatever]

[kenpo_kitty]

**Actually, the whole girl thing is in a legit-experimental stage, not just Malnosso-experiment thing.

Also, Haruki's her friend, weither or not she's been over him! And it's weird to see him not being is psuedo-superior self**

Pfft, not till you tell me why you're being so emo! Was it because of the other week? That whole... fake love thing?

[god_is_a_dude]

Shut up! Jeez, I'm fine. Fine.

[G-guh he needs to stop being so obvious and what the hell does this spot just scream "please come bug me" or what]

[kenpo_kitty]

You know Haruki, I think I've known you long enough to know when I can call you a liar. You're not fine. *FINALLY, she does let him go* So, you can spill it, or I'll beat you up! *She never would, but it's a fun way to tease him!* Or, keep being mopey and I'll keep bugging you.

Besides, it's not like you and I ever get to hang out anymore anyway.

[god_is_a_dude]

No you won't beat me up! And you go to meetings all the time, so you see me there. What's the problem? [GUH. You better not start bitching too. Anger... rising...]

[kenpo_kitty]

Yeah, I see you but, *she shrugs* I dunno. I thought we had like, a thing for a while, so I thought we were like, a little closer than some *She holds up her fingers with the little pinching gesture.*

I know you have a girlfriend and all... and... *let's NOT quite bring that up again, yet* Anyway, yeah. You just looked upset and I still care you know?

[god_is_a_dude]

[---Wait. He was going to respond to that whole part before that but-] I don't have a girlfriend.

[kenpo_kitty]

That's what I'd been saying for a while but, just the other day, Shiki said that you two and been together since like... Oct...

That wasn't the whole thing with last week, was it? I mean, you two DO live together and all so... I mean... *Foncused now*

[god_is_a_dude]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . .]

Shiki is an idiot who puts her foot in her mouth a lot who has been trying to go out with Neku who is too much of a porcupine-headed moron to get any grip on what a teenaged male should do. They just both happen to live with me.

[Which is nowhere near the whole story]

[kenpo_kitty]

Oh... so, she only said you two were together cuz of the whole thing last week. **She shrugs, cuz, there's no reason to NOT believe him, as she doesn't really know Neku or Shiki too well.**

Oh uhm... so... like... me and Guilt are like... actually trying out the girlfriend thing. I think she actually LIKES girls...

[god_is_a_dude]

[...On one hand he's trying to remain interested in this topic. On the other, he finds he really doesn't care. Though for Uriko's benefit more than anything he sighs before he shrugs and-] Well that's to be expected, isn't it? This place attracts a lit of strange fellows.