Fifty-Eighth Explosion
[Written]
Oi. This is a meme. Anyone else is free to do it.
1) Pick 42 people you know
2) Next, input the list of them through this to put them in a random order.
3) Number them off from 01 to 42.
4) Then fill out the questions using the people who correspond to different numbers
[ASSUME THAT RIGHT HERE IS A RANDOM NUMBER CHART. You know those old school ones?]
01. Rena
02. Albert
03. Buffy
04. Arche
05. Tai
06. Yuzuriha
07. Kaito
08. Stella
09. Makoto
10. Natalia
11. Shirley
12. Miu
13. Mitsuru
14. Atsuro
15. Istara
16. Hayato
17. Estelle
18. Walter
19. Neku
20. Guy
21. Tifa
22. Tear
23. Rohan
24. Shinpachi
25. Usagi
26. Minato
27. Alphonse
28. Shiki
29. Patchouli
30. Senel
31. Yoohoo
32. Cloud
33. Atoli
34. Elise
35. Uriko
36. Rika
37. Hanyuu
38. Shion
39. Rosalie
40. Emil
41. Winry
42. Arthur
A) Is Estelle able to hold a conversation with a stranger?
I guess so. I mean it seems like pretty much everyone here can or no one would have any friends, ever. Or something like that. You know come to think of it that's weird...
B) Who would enjoy a themepark the most: Walter, Winry, or Elise? Alternatively, who would you most enjoy going with?
Walter doesn't like anything and Elise is weird. Winry would probably get hot from all the rides, so I'll say she's the best, I guess. [DECIDEDLY IGNORES THE SECOND PART]
C) Is Arthur the answer to life, the the universe, and everything?
...Why the hell would he be? In retrospect, this question is stupid.
D) If Miu got pregnant, who would the father be between Hayato and Patchouli?
Why the hell would a girl that age be pregnant? I mean jeez. Well... I guess Hayato unless Patchy's a futanari or something.
E) Assume that Buffy was going to join the circus, what position would they take up there?
She'd totally be a sword-juggler! Or one of those weirdos who breathes fire! It's a simple matter of her looks and her talents!
F) Rena and Stella are dating, and Buffy walks in on them making out in the bathroom of a movie theater. What, if anything, does Buffy do in that situation?
...Dunno. I guess she would be a little surprised and then say something retarded in her incorrigible American accent. Personally I'd wonder what's up with that couple in general. I mean seriously it'd be cute and all but still.
G) Istara and Alphonse devise a plan to kidnap Oprah; how does this plan go down?
It would suck because neither of them could ever devise a good kidnapping plan.
H) Assume that Makoto is a superhero, Rohan is their side-kick, and Shion is their nemesis supervillain. What are all their super-identity names and powers?
You know that would be a pretty awesome show, probably. Makoto would totally be a magical girl... Sailor something. Whatever. Rohan would be a supporting sidekick - the type which doesn't have their own name or powers. Shion would have to be some kinda hag or demon or something. And probably have some stupid name like the Empress of Evil or something with quasi-Christian overtones. And have a lot of metrosexual minions.
I) Would Tifa be Senel's little angel on their shoulder or little devil on their shoulder?
Angel, totally. She'd tell him to stop being a moron that punches people about everything.
J) Assume that Cloud and Emil are in a smutty fanfic. Who is the seme and who is the uke?
Cloud's the seme, Emil's the uke. No brainer.
K) If Mitsuru, Shiki, Usagi, Rika, and Yoohoo were all stranded on a deserted island with no other viable course of food, who would be the first one to be eaten by the others? Who would be the one to find them a means of being rescued?
They'd probably end up eating Yoohoo because damned if any of the other ones would die. Unless they killed Shiki to make her shut up, in which case she'd be devouted. As to the savior... Rika probably Mitsuru. She'd have some kinda trick up her skirt.
L) Tai and Rosalie are in a romantic comedy and are dancing around being a couple. Natalia shows up and tries to win over Tai's heart. Who is victorious of the two suitors?
Who cares? Aside from tAi being the luckiest young guy ever that show would suck. Or movie. Or whatever it is. Who watches a RoCom about an eleven year old?
M) If Shinpachi was an RPG character, what class would they be?
A warrior or a samurai.
N) Neku is a schoolteacher. What subject do they teach?
"Hope to be anti-social: the Guide"
O) If Shirley was an animal, what species would they be? Could Kaito capture them and become their master?
A butterfly and probably not.
P) If Albert was a cowboy in an old and/or space Western, what would the name of their horse be?
He'd never be a cowboy, the question's invalid.
Q) What is Minato's themesong?
Something stupid and emo which is supposed to be inspiring, probably.
R) Hanyuu gets in a fist-fight with Atsuro; who wins?
Amazingly, Atsuro. Though who gets in a fight with a little kid, seriously?
S) Yuzuriha has a one-night stand with Tear through a large amount of "special candy." Does either of them try to contact the other later?
Tear would probably fumble around talking to Yuzu about it. Yuzu herself would die of shame or something for a while until it eventually came to pass they both started talking again. Mundane things.
T) If Guy made burritos for a living would they be worth eating at all?
...I dunno. Probably. Oi! Guy! Can you make a burrito?
U) Assume that Atoli, Uriko, Tifa and Arche are the main characters of a new sit-com. What would this sitcom be titled and what would be the general theme of it?
For one, it would pretty much be one of the best sitcoms ever, even if it would end up being vaguely feminist. American, probably Anyway, it would probably be called something like "Four's Company" or "Four corners" or some other play on the word four. Atoli and Uriko would be roomies in the later years of high school living alone, Tifa would be their landlord, and Arche would be the plot device character which is needed to get everyone roaring drunk at some point.
V) Assume that Arche is the lead of a harem series in which Guy, Senel, Emil, Istara, and Neku are the haremettes. Which one of them would they pick in the end? Additionally, if their younger sibling was Natalia, would there be incestial overtones?
Guy, obviously. As to the incest, probably. More like some key teasing which would make for incest-like scenes but little in the way of emotional connection. At least it would finally be a harem lead with a backbone.
W) Would Walter ever get involved with Chris Hansen? If so, how would they?
Yes. Ahiru.
X) Albert is a dragon. What color are their scales? Would the brave knight Winry be able to slay them?
Dark red and maybe.
Y) Kaito and Minato are going to a a strip club. Who is paying?
Minato does, obviously.
Z) Yuzuriha and Mitsuru are space marines fighting against a mighty army of murderous aliens. They are held out on a remote base and can only contact one person to assist them due to power limits. Would they contact Hanyuu or Walter? Why?
Walter. He's more kick-ass in that respect and half the value of a space marine is fury. He has a lot of that. Another fourth is racism, which he's also good at.
[...If anyone seriously wants to do this meme with any of their characters I can give you the html for it. I don't imagine anyone does. But still.]
Oi. This is a meme. Anyone else is free to do it.
1) Pick 42 people you know
2) Next, input the list of them through this to put them in a random order.
3) Number them off from 01 to 42.
4) Then fill out the questions using the people who correspond to different numbers
[ASSUME THAT RIGHT HERE IS A RANDOM NUMBER CHART. You know those old school ones?]
01. Rena
02. Albert
03. Buffy
04. Arche
05. Tai
06. Yuzuriha
07. Kaito
08. Stella
09. Makoto
10. Natalia
11. Shirley
12. Miu
13. Mitsuru
14. Atsuro
15. Istara
16. Hayato
17. Estelle
18. Walter
19. Neku
20. Guy
21. Tifa
22. Tear
23. Rohan
24. Shinpachi
25. Usagi
26. Minato
27. Alphonse
28. Shiki
29. Patchouli
30. Senel
31. Yoohoo
32. Cloud
33. Atoli
34. Elise
35. Uriko
36. Rika
37. Hanyuu
38. Shion
39. Rosalie
40. Emil
41. Winry
42. Arthur
A) Is Estelle able to hold a conversation with a stranger?
I guess so. I mean it seems like pretty much everyone here can or no one would have any friends, ever. Or something like that. You know come to think of it that's weird...
B) Who would enjoy a themepark the most: Walter, Winry, or Elise? Alternatively, who would you most enjoy going with?
Walter doesn't like anything and Elise is weird. Winry would probably get hot from all the rides, so I'll say she's the best, I guess. [DECIDEDLY IGNORES THE SECOND PART]
C) Is Arthur the answer to life, the the universe, and everything?
...Why the hell would he be? In retrospect, this question is stupid.
D) If Miu got pregnant, who would the father be between Hayato and Patchouli?
Why the hell would a girl that age be pregnant? I mean jeez. Well... I guess Hayato unless Patchy's a futanari or something.
E) Assume that Buffy was going to join the circus, what position would they take up there?
She'd totally be a sword-juggler! Or one of those weirdos who breathes fire! It's a simple matter of her looks and her talents!
F) Rena and Stella are dating, and Buffy walks in on them making out in the bathroom of a movie theater. What, if anything, does Buffy do in that situation?
...Dunno. I guess she would be a little surprised and then say something retarded in her incorrigible American accent. Personally I'd wonder what's up with that couple in general. I mean seriously it'd be cute and all but still.
G) Istara and Alphonse devise a plan to kidnap Oprah; how does this plan go down?
It would suck because neither of them could ever devise a good kidnapping plan.
H) Assume that Makoto is a superhero, Rohan is their side-kick, and Shion is their nemesis supervillain. What are all their super-identity names and powers?
You know that would be a pretty awesome show, probably. Makoto would totally be a magical girl... Sailor something. Whatever. Rohan would be a supporting sidekick - the type which doesn't have their own name or powers. Shion would have to be some kinda hag or demon or something. And probably have some stupid name like the Empress of Evil or something with quasi-Christian overtones. And have a lot of metrosexual minions.
I) Would Tifa be Senel's little angel on their shoulder or little devil on their shoulder?
Angel, totally. She'd tell him to stop being a moron that punches people about everything.
J) Assume that Cloud and Emil are in a smutty fanfic. Who is the seme and who is the uke?
Cloud's the seme, Emil's the uke. No brainer.
K) If Mitsuru, Shiki, Usagi, Rika, and Yoohoo were all stranded on a deserted island with no other viable course of food, who would be the first one to be eaten by the others? Who would be the one to find them a means of being rescued?
They'd probably end up eating Yoohoo because damned if any of the other ones would die. Unless they killed Shiki to make her shut up, in which case she'd be devouted. As to the savior... Rika probably Mitsuru. She'd have some kinda trick up her skirt.
L) Tai and Rosalie are in a romantic comedy and are dancing around being a couple. Natalia shows up and tries to win over Tai's heart. Who is victorious of the two suitors?
Who cares? Aside from tAi being the luckiest young guy ever that show would suck. Or movie. Or whatever it is. Who watches a RoCom about an eleven year old?
M) If Shinpachi was an RPG character, what class would they be?
A warrior or a samurai.
N) Neku is a schoolteacher. What subject do they teach?
"Hope to be anti-social: the Guide"
O) If Shirley was an animal, what species would they be? Could Kaito capture them and become their master?
A butterfly and probably not.
P) If Albert was a cowboy in an old and/or space Western, what would the name of their horse be?
He'd never be a cowboy, the question's invalid.
Q) What is Minato's themesong?
Something stupid and emo which is supposed to be inspiring, probably.
R) Hanyuu gets in a fist-fight with Atsuro; who wins?
Amazingly, Atsuro. Though who gets in a fight with a little kid, seriously?
S) Yuzuriha has a one-night stand with Tear through a large amount of "special candy." Does either of them try to contact the other later?
Tear would probably fumble around talking to Yuzu about it. Yuzu herself would die of shame or something for a while until it eventually came to pass they both started talking again. Mundane things.
T) If Guy made burritos for a living would they be worth eating at all?
...I dunno. Probably. Oi! Guy! Can you make a burrito?
U) Assume that Atoli, Uriko, Tifa and Arche are the main characters of a new sit-com. What would this sitcom be titled and what would be the general theme of it?
For one, it would pretty much be one of the best sitcoms ever, even if it would end up being vaguely feminist. American, probably Anyway, it would probably be called something like "Four's Company" or "Four corners" or some other play on the word four. Atoli and Uriko would be roomies in the later years of high school living alone, Tifa would be their landlord, and Arche would be the plot device character which is needed to get everyone roaring drunk at some point.
V) Assume that Arche is the lead of a harem series in which Guy, Senel, Emil, Istara, and Neku are the haremettes. Which one of them would they pick in the end? Additionally, if their younger sibling was Natalia, would there be incestial overtones?
Guy, obviously. As to the incest, probably. More like some key teasing which would make for incest-like scenes but little in the way of emotional connection. At least it would finally be a harem lead with a backbone.
W) Would Walter ever get involved with Chris Hansen? If so, how would they?
Yes. Ahiru.
X) Albert is a dragon. What color are their scales? Would the brave knight Winry be able to slay them?
Dark red and maybe.
Y) Kaito and Minato are going to a a strip club. Who is paying?
Minato does, obviously.
Z) Yuzuriha and Mitsuru are space marines fighting against a mighty army of murderous aliens. They are held out on a remote base and can only contact one person to assist them due to power limits. Would they contact Hanyuu or Walter? Why?
Walter. He's more kick-ass in that respect and half the value of a space marine is fury. He has a lot of that. Another fourth is racism, which he's also good at.
[...If anyone seriously wants to do this meme with any of their characters I can give you the html for it. I don't imagine anyone does. But still.]