SO we continue our previous story with Aimee getting a massive concussion and deforemed head
She then became the kid from the Numa Numa dance to try to distract the predator who was still coming after us, albeit slowly, since his crotch is still in Aimee's mouth
Then Rae tried to look like an alien in order to woo the predator into stopping following us, which doesn't really make sense because he is no longer in possession of his manly parts (or predatory parts as the case may be)
The Predator was so excited that he accidently fired off one of his alien weapons and IT TURNED AIMEE INTO AN ALIEN WITH SUPER POWERS!!!!!!!!
One of these super powers was the ability to enlarge any body part of her choice
HER FIRST EXPERIMENT: HER OWN EYEBALL!!!
Next, she took a body part of mine that was already huge and impressive, and made it MORE SO
THANK YOU AIMEE
Oh crap, wait, my nose?! you suck!
This third use of aimee's amazing body part growth power would have been a lot more useful back when we were coming up with plans to de-genital the predator
ALTERNATE TITLE: Rae after spending and hour with Chris
AIMEE HAS GIANT BOOBS
RAE HAS GIANT BOOBS (NO LONGER SBOOB)
RAE HAS GIANT BOOBS PART 2
ALTERNATE TITLE: My favorite picture EVAR
This is the face I made when Aimee and Raechel said that Aimee had given them giant boobs
Then Aimee discovered her second super power
SUPER BELLY DANCING!!!!!
HER POWERS ARE FULLY REALIZED
Aimee then found her THIRD super power, the ability to turn Rae into a ghetto-ass gangster rapper
They both then started to spiral into nothingness, but it didn't quite work as all of nothingness wasn't big enough to hold their giant racks
AIMEE'S LAST POWER WAS THE ABILITY TO DUBLICATE HERSELF
isn't that sweet?
ALTERNATE TITLE: Since when is Rae a bodybuilder?!
This last power came in handy when we realized that Aimee only had half a face, so she duplicated herself and we stitched her face back together
Aimee then noticed that her original power of making body parts bigger also worked in reverse, she could shrink things (I WAS THINKING: "OH NOES!") and she achieved every high school girls dream, a super tiny waist and a giant rack and no health problems! (other than still having the predators giant cock lodged in her mouth)
Aimee then shrunk her head, which made sense, cus her brain never needed all that extra room anyways
Then me and Rae said at the same time: "HOW BIG WAS THE PREDATOR'S COCK AIMEE?!?!"
NEXT: Rae tried to start the wave, but it didn't quite work out, adn the universe thought she was so lame that it created a black hole right in the center of her body and she started to spin away into nothingness (since it was just her this time, it could fit her giant rack)
Rae is still spinning off into nothingness, you can see me on the side, not caring
Raechel dissappeared (except for her arm on the side there, but ignore that for the sake of the story) and Aimee said "OH NO I AM SO SAD AND EMOS" and the universe was pissed that she liked Rae, so it started a black hole in the space in her head where her brain should be
Then the universe exploded cus everything was so awesome and stuff, and all that was left was Aimee's outline...
and the memory of Rae
and her FANTASTIC ass
Oh yeah and then my grandma came and destroyed everything and said that Rae had a really nice ass (AKA PICKED ME UP)
THE ENDZ
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