100 ways to tell if you're a Christian

[drmwthnadrm]

100 Ways You Know You're a Christian

Comments

[danger_a]

I'm Catholic and not one of these applies to me, that's the gayest shit I've ever read. I hoped for something more creative from this community.

[eriscontrol]

I didn't realise a list could be gay. What, does it prefer the company of other lists?

[godwillnspire]

Well, it specifically prefers the company of other lists of its own gender.

[eriscontrol]

So, numbered lists?

[godwillnspire]

I can't remember if it's numbers or indention that signifies gender in lists.

[jedisnon]

There are four genders for lists:
* indented-numbered
* indented-bulleted
* nonindented-numbered
* nonintented-bulleted

Homosexuality can be an (non)indent/(non)indent or number/number or bullet/bullet relationship. Often, the dominating figure in (non)indent/(non)indent relationships is the numbered list (where there is one) while the dominating figure in number/number or bullet/bullet relationships is the list that is indented. Although rare, however, there are exact-match relationships amongst lists (i.e. indented-numbered/indented-numbered). In these types of relationships there is no clear dominating or submissive figure.

[danger_a]

Not at all, it's just loud, obnoxious, and full of itself. zing!