Quotes, what.
My good friend, kimic the incomprehensible, sent this to me on AIM. I told her to post it here, but she had to go, so I am doing it for her. I figured you people would appreciate it.
Y'know, I've been thinking. Apparently God loves me, but if I don't love him back, he's going to torture me forever and ever. That doesn't sound very loving. That sounds like a psycho stalker masturbating furiously outside your living room window, thinking "If only she would get to know me, then I could make her like me." Then he kidnaps you and chains you to the ceiling in his basement, screaming "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH? *whipcrack* BWAHAHAHAHAHA."
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