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((Discedo, I forget who is to blame, but there is someone at fault here who gave me an idea. That idea?
Greece is currently RANDOMLY choosing people on the network to contact. He doesn't even have to know you to decide he's going to message you. He's just going to. It starts off with "Hey...", and from the list that follows... you may choose how he continues...))
1. We must be from the same place, because you’re pretty down to earth.
2. Are you greek, because I think we’re speaking the same language.
3. You’re pretty hot, seeing as you melted my cold heart.
4. Did they kidnap you, too, because you’re out of this world.
5. Your looks could lay a city flat.
6. I’d catch a grenade for you.
7. Hey, disco-lady, wanna join me on the dance floor?
8. Oh no, it’s a monster! Wait, never mind, it’s just you eating my heart.
9. I’ll clear your tunnel.
10. Is your name winter, because you’ll be coming soon.
11. Hey, you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
12. So, did you get hurt when you fell from heaven.
13. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
14. You’re so hot when I look at you I get a tan.
15. Nice legs, what time do they open?
16. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
17. Is that caledgwlch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
18. Are you one of the scientists? Because you’ve just kidnapped my heart.
19. Hey, I think there’s something in your eye… oh no, they’re just sparkling in the sun.
20. You know, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
21. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
22. I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
23. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? …’cept the fifty bucks might take a while…
24. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
25. Are you lost? ‘Cause heaven’s a long way from here.
26. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’d like to steal your heart.
27. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me whenever you want.
28. Do you work for the Hellenic Post? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
29. Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
((ooc; PICK WHATEVER PICK UP LINE SUITS YOU. Just give me a number so I know which one you chose!! Uhm.... and this isn't my fault really...))
Greece is currently RANDOMLY choosing people on the network to contact. He doesn't even have to know you to decide he's going to message you. He's just going to. It starts off with "Hey...", and from the list that follows... you may choose how he continues...))
1. We must be from the same place, because you’re pretty down to earth.
2. Are you greek, because I think we’re speaking the same language.
3. You’re pretty hot, seeing as you melted my cold heart.
4. Did they kidnap you, too, because you’re out of this world.
5. Your looks could lay a city flat.
6. I’d catch a grenade for you.
7. Hey, disco-lady, wanna join me on the dance floor?
8. Oh no, it’s a monster! Wait, never mind, it’s just you eating my heart.
9. I’ll clear your tunnel.
10. Is your name winter, because you’ll be coming soon.
11. Hey, you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
12. So, did you get hurt when you fell from heaven.
13. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
14. You’re so hot when I look at you I get a tan.
15. Nice legs, what time do they open?
16. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
17. Is that caledgwlch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
18. Are you one of the scientists? Because you’ve just kidnapped my heart.
19. Hey, I think there’s something in your eye… oh no, they’re just sparkling in the sun.
20. You know, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
21. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
22. I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
23. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? …’cept the fifty bucks might take a while…
24. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
25. Are you lost? ‘Cause heaven’s a long way from here.
26. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’d like to steal your heart.
27. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me whenever you want.
28. Do you work for the Hellenic Post? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
29. Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
((ooc; PICK WHATEVER PICK UP LINE SUITS YOU. Just give me a number so I know which one you chose!! Uhm.... and this isn't my fault really...))