((Route Fourth Wall)) [032] Video/Action Anywhere

[gochuugoku]

[Li is the cameramon for this scenario; he's concerned about his master. China can be seen, sitting in his wheelchair, scratching at his bad leg (which is still in a splint). He carefully removes it, but when he does there's a sudden audible popping and cracking sound. His leg suddenly straightens itself and continues to make those popping and

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AW YEAH FIRST

[gomugomunowin]

OI! WAAAAAAANG! [Here have a teenage boy running up to you with a huge ass scar on his chest.]

Where the hell are we!?

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[gochuugoku]

Hm? Who are you?

[He pauses in his running. Li tilts his head at Luffy.]

Although... I think I've seen you over the gear before.

oh yeah this be action yo

[gomugomunowin]

What do you mean "who am I"? We're friends, you know who I am!

--the gear? Oh, do you mean the comm> Yeah, I can't find mine!

of course~ all the lovely action

[gochuugoku]

But this is the first time I've spoken to you, aru.

Yet... you know my name. How? Did Smoker tell you?

......ALL of them? >3 /slaps self

[gomugomunowin]

No it isn't. We talk at Discedo! A lot! Well, not really, but we're friends!

[STOP. HAMMER TIME.] You know Smokey!? Oh shit, I hope he doesn't come around here....even though I haven't seen him in a while.

[And because I can decide these things. There is a MUNCHLAX following him.]

YES all of them

[gochuugoku]

...Discedo? [Big question mark over his head right now.]

I do and I don't know where he is right now.

[He notices the Munchlax.]

Oh, is that one yours?

oh mai so forwa-- SLAP ME

[gomugomunowin]

Yeah, it's the place we're stuck at, remember? Though this place looks a hell of a lot nicer.

[Looking around hurriedly.] Craaaap......if he sees me, I'm dead. And I don't wanna fight hiiiiim.

[Looks at the Munchlax. Finger in nose now, yes.] I dunno. He's been followin' me.

/watches this continue no slapping here

[gochuugoku]

I'm afraid I don't. Can you describe it? Perhaps it will help me remember, aru. [If he was actually there, that is.]

...You were not the type of person I was expecting. You seem to be the opposite of what I was told about you.

Maybe he's lost.

oh okay then B) SO FORWARD

[gomugomunowin]

It's a shithole. [NUFF SAID, MAN.] The whole place is a total wreck!

[Curious look.] What d'you mean?

So he's followin' me now? [Shrugs. Seems legit.]

/sits and continues to watch

[gochuugoku]

I-Is it now? This world is definitely the opposite, aru. It's slow paced most of the time, but at least it's peaceful.

I heard you were a dangerous man. [Takes a few steps back to create some distance. He just got his dislocated knee healed, but if it escalates into a fight, he'll be ready this time.]

Just be careful. I heard that those like to eat lots of food.

/hands popcorn

[gomugomunowin]

Yeah. It seems pretty nice! [He takes in a deep breath and plops on the ground. He laughs.]

Dangerous, eh? Shishishishi! Smoker can say what he wants, but you'll have to decide for yourself.

OI! IT AIN'T GETTIN' MY FOOD!

popcorn gif.

[gochuugoku]

[Outside appearances can be deceiving, but he decides to give the other a chance.]

I'm guessing that you must have been stuck there for a long time. It sounds like a living hell, aru.

You might want to keep an eye on it then...

[Li the Dewgong pulls himself next to Luffy and sniffs at him curiously.]

/omnomnom

[gomugomunowin]

I've only been there a few months. Since August, but I have some nakama there who told me about it. A lot of countries like you, mostly.

Hnn....I will! [And then the weird fish sniffed him. YUM.] Eeeeeeh, you look yummy!

/cannot think of anything else to say

[gochuugoku]

[He immediately falls to his knees and hugs Li close to him protectively.]

No! You cannot eat Li, aru!

I am very good at spontaneous things (did I spell that right)

[gomugomunowin]

Awww.......okay then. [He'll get another one later.]

....what can I eat around here?

Yes, you did

[gochuugoku]

Well, I do happen to have some food with me right now. I made it a day after they removed my wrist splint, aru.

Of course there are also some cafes and restaurants around here too.