she's black

[gocallthecops]

2 things that I overheard a lady at work saying on the phone:

"Did you say 'bubble head' or 'bible head'?
bubble butt?
bubble butt."

wait this one is better.

"I touched my privacy and it felt good. I'm not ashame."

LOL YOU GUYS!
LOL TO THE 2 PEOPLE WHO READ THIS!