Let's not even address number one!

Jan 15, 2006 11:26



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Caitlin!

  1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Caitlin in your mouth!
  2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Caitlin has 7.
  3. Only one person in two billion will live to be Caitlin.
  4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Caitlin its 'Man of the Year'.
  5. Caitlin can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  6. Caitlin is the world's tallest woman.
  7. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Caitlin!
  8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Caitlin!
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Caitlin.
  10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Caitlin.



So let's recap: I'm competing with TJ for tallest woman? I think I can let him win, he's taller and more feminine than me ^_~. I cause influenza with ma evilness. Don't fuck with me or I'll GET YOU SICK!

There has got to be two other Caitlin's out there! (that is unacceptable, they cannot be as cool as moi)
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