Jul 09, 2004 19:05
So the Troll and She-Demon took me out of the hospital today.
Damn, they live in a small place... smaller than the hospital room I was born in. And such a mess! Damned people can't even clean up before they bring their future ruler home?
And what is this tiny, four legged furred beast with a tail making meow noises? Doesn't it know who I am?
I AM THE GOBLIN CHILD!
And I will be worshipped.... now to get back to the She-Demon's nipple before she wakes up... excuse me.