697. because everyone is doing this
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for nomelody (10 points). In July I helped prinz_valium hide a body (-173 points). In September I pulled jeejee's hair (-5 points). In June I turned gruftinchen in for eating carbs (3 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-241 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
gobbolina