what's with all these things lately? And our collective failure to resist them?banjololoOctober 11 2008, 09:43:30 UTC
The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for? I was making a burrito.
Where was the last door you shut? Refrigerator.
If science found that beer causes cancer, would you still drink it? One more reason not to. That shit's nassssssty.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? Merely a concept, open for interpretation.
How often do you have to shave? I don't.
Ever sleep at work? Well since the only actual job I've ever had was 24/7, uh yeah.
Ever go ghost hunting? No.
In the last conversation you had with yourself, either aloud or in your head, what did you say? "Keevan should meet him." "No he shouldn't!" (That was the last out loud one. The internal ones are constant.)
If you came home and found a hot super model sitting on your bed eating chips and salsa, what would you do? Be very surprised, then probably tell em to stop eating on my bed.
What are your views on abortion? Fetuses are sacred. I'm more in favor of killing em when they're born. BWAHAHAHA
The last zit you had was on your: mom (That made me laugh for waayyyyy too long!)
If you got fired from your job today... I would wish I'd known I had the job.
Whats the longest you have gone without seeing your reflection? Not counting ye olde days of being younger than like four, not that long. Probably no longer than a week.
Have you ever fed an animal a jalapeno for revenge of something they did? No.
When a hermit crab looses it shell, is it naked or homeless? Yeah, definitely both.
What did you dream about last night? I was at ODS with Gypsy and my dad. They both hated it.
What are hot dogs made of? Porridge. Really? No.
Do you own a pair of Uggs? No.
Color of your toenails? Toenail color.
Would you rather have hairy feet or a hairy belly button? Well for aesthetics I'd have to go with belly button. But for practicality, definitely feet because my feet get sooooo cold. Also that would make for a much better hobbit costume.
Are drummers, guitarists, or bassists more attractive to you? Hmmm on average I'd have to say drummers!
What words will you put on your tombstone- if of course, the choice were entirely yours? This was an odd kid, no doubt Since she's gone, we now can shout: "I love eating meat! George Bush is sweet! At least he isn't a girl scout."
What's your back up? Here lies Tofu Which doesn't rhyme with anything
What was the nature of the last lie you told? The nature? Umm altruistic?
You can choose to eat your weight in marshmallows or eat your weight in dark chocolate, which do you choose? Dark chocolate. Nasty puffy gelatin versus delicious but possibly milk content? That's not a hard question!
What WOULDN'T you do for a klondike bar? I don't know what that is, and I probably don't want it anyway.
Have you ever lied to a doctor to get a doctor's note to miss work or class? No.
Last halloween, your costume was: The caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland!
Last time you got lucky? Luck is relative.
Last time you binged on ice cream? Maybe middle school.
Favorite song, what do you like about it? It's awesome and beautiful and meaningful in many situations.
I was making a burrito.
Where was the last door you shut?
Refrigerator.
If science found that beer causes cancer, would you still drink it?
One more reason not to. That shit's nassssssty.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Merely a concept, open for interpretation.
How often do you have to shave?
I don't.
Ever sleep at work?
Well since the only actual job I've ever had was 24/7, uh yeah.
Ever go ghost hunting?
No.
In the last conversation you had with yourself, either aloud or in your head, what did you say?
"Keevan should meet him."
"No he shouldn't!"
(That was the last out loud one. The internal ones are constant.)
If you came home and found a hot super model sitting on your bed eating chips and salsa, what would you do?
Be very surprised, then probably tell em to stop eating on my bed.
What are your views on abortion?
Fetuses are sacred. I'm more in favor of killing em when they're born. BWAHAHAHA
The last zit you had was on your:
mom
(That made me laugh for waayyyyy too long!)
If you got fired from your job today...
I would wish I'd known I had the job.
Whats the longest you have gone without seeing your reflection?
Not counting ye olde days of being younger than like four, not that long. Probably no longer than a week.
Have you ever fed an animal a jalapeno for revenge of something they did?
No.
When a hermit crab looses it shell, is it naked or homeless?
Yeah, definitely both.
What did you dream about last night?
I was at ODS with Gypsy and my dad. They both hated it.
What are hot dogs made of?
Porridge. Really? No.
Do you own a pair of Uggs?
No.
Color of your toenails?
Toenail color.
Would you rather have hairy feet or a hairy belly button?
Well for aesthetics I'd have to go with belly button. But for practicality, definitely feet because my feet get sooooo cold. Also that would make for a much better hobbit costume.
Are drummers, guitarists, or bassists more attractive to you?
Hmmm on average I'd have to say drummers!
What words will you put on your tombstone- if of course, the choice were entirely yours?
This was an odd kid, no doubt
Since she's gone, we now can shout:
"I love eating meat!
George Bush is sweet!
At least he isn't a girl scout."
What's your back up?
Here lies Tofu
Which doesn't rhyme with anything
What was the nature of the last lie you told?
The nature? Umm altruistic?
You can choose to eat your weight in marshmallows or eat your weight in dark chocolate, which do you choose?
Dark chocolate. Nasty puffy gelatin versus delicious but possibly milk content? That's not a hard question!
What WOULDN'T you do for a klondike bar?
I don't know what that is, and I probably don't want it anyway.
Have you ever lied to a doctor to get a doctor's note to miss work or class?
No.
Last halloween, your costume was:
The caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland!
Last time you got lucky?
Luck is relative.
Last time you binged on ice cream?
Maybe middle school.
Favorite song, what do you like about it?
It's awesome and beautiful and meaningful in many situations.
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