I had to buy a bikini on my holiday so I had something to wear in the water and I felt soooo naked. But bikinis are becoming even tinier than mine... and now I've found the
C String!
Hilariously tacky, and ewww, uncomfortable. Wouldn't they fall off in the water?? Plus they're only made for skinny folk. But I reckon they would be GREAT for striptease.
Another solution to eliminate "unsightly" panty and tan lines is by
Shibue, where you STICK on your underpants:
I could think of so many things going embarrassingly wrong with the CString and Shibue. Unless you live a life of air-con, tiny-steps, constant checking and rechecking and shaving and handbags and backups, which I suppose women are supposed to.
Related, or anti-related, is the
Winkee, a stick on modesty panel, which eliminates unsightly cleavage ("it's heaven sent!"). Watch it come on and off:
(Leanne Holter - Liturgical Dance Ministry Director)