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Dec 10, 2008 22:32

I had to buy a bikini on my holiday so I had something to wear in the water and I felt soooo naked. But bikinis are becoming even tinier than mine... and now I've found the C String!







Hilariously tacky, and ewww, uncomfortable. Wouldn't they fall off in the water?? Plus they're only made for skinny folk. But I reckon they would be GREAT for striptease.

Another solution to eliminate "unsightly" panty and tan lines is by Shibue, where you STICK on your underpants:




I could think of so many things going embarrassingly wrong with the CString and Shibue. Unless you live a life of air-con, tiny-steps, constant checking and rechecking and shaving and handbags and backups, which I suppose women are supposed to.

Related, or anti-related, is the Winkee, a stick on modesty panel, which eliminates unsightly cleavage ("it's heaven sent!"). Watch it come on and off:


(Leanne Holter - Liturgical Dance Ministry Director)

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