Clothes and goat update

Apr 15, 2006 14:07

Well, it turns out Mr Rochester...is a girl!

Therefore she is now Bertha lol and Bertha is Mr Rochester.

The one baby goat that really likes me is Bertha. Yay! The Grandmother is not so keen on me keeping her, as she will not produce a lot of milk (she is a bit of a runt) but I don't care.

I went shopping in Xania today (pronounced Hania, with a harsh H).

In the UK, a 29 inch waist is a ten, or a small (or very small medium). 30, 31 is either a big 10 or a small 12, and again a small or medium.

Here, 29 is a LARGE and 30/31 is an EXTRA LARGE. I didn't see anything bigger than a 31.

I could fit into a 29 (yay!) but it is still classified LARGE. And comfy ones are EXTRA LARGE.

And everything is really LOW SLUNG. Like, below or on your knicker line. OMFG BELLYS HANGING OUT EVERYWHERE!

There is nothing bigger than a twelve. And a smallish twelve at that.

I FEEL SO FAT because here I am a LARGE or EXTRA LARGE. In fact, because I happen to have HIPS a 31 can be too small when they come up higher - like a normal pair of jeans does or if the material does not stretch AT ALL. Here, my skinny mum would be a LARGE.

*fatness*

goats, shopping

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