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I am in the library writing a paper about how binge drinking is adaptive. turns out that drinking yourself sick and killing millions or brain cells and possibly yourself, will enable you to attract a better mate. there is science behind it, but I am not allowed to say cause this is a take-home test and I have to sign a statement that says I did not discuss it with anyone. Dr. Wagner is going to grade this assignment. Dr Wagner? you may ask. Yes indeed, we will be emailing our papers to Hawaii so he can look at them, I hope he reads them on the beach in front of a volcano.