The Rookie Oath
I, state your name, do hyereby solemnly swear to uphold the ideals of the Marching Lumberjacks Band-uh. As an MLJ Rookie, I vow to...
Clean the bus after road trips
With my toothbrush
Pass Smarties without complaint
Sing Lakeport in its entirety
Respect my elders
And heed the words of wisdom passed down from the Great and Powerful Scrotes.
And as a Marching Lumberjack, I will remember always
That an MLJ
Represents
Maturity,
Loyalty, and
Generosity.
Congratulations on achieving your Rookiedumb.
May it be an enjoyable learning experience.
[Stacey Douglas, I believe. This was written on a folded, crumpled sheet of binder paper with some sort of brownish liquid spilled on it. Parts of the page were growing mold.]
Clean the bus after road trips
With my toothbrush
Pass Smarties without complaint
Sing Lakeport in its entirety
Respect my elders
And heed the words of wisdom passed down from the Great and Powerful Scrotes.
And as a Marching Lumberjack, I will remember always
That an MLJ
Represents
Maturity,
Loyalty, and
Generosity.
Congratulations on achieving your Rookiedumb.
May it be an enjoyable learning experience.
[Stacey Douglas, I believe. This was written on a folded, crumpled sheet of binder paper with some sort of brownish liquid spilled on it. Parts of the page were growing mold.]