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MLJ Air would like to welcome you aboard flight 069 withy service to San Francisco. We will be making scheduled stops at the Tunnel and Willits, with a layover this evening at D.F.'s house.
Since we have many new faces aboard, I would like to alert you to some of the safety features aboard this Carpenter NSB. The emergency exits are located along the sides of the vehicle. To exit, simply pull the red lever and push outward on the window. One overhead exit also exists, in case we end up on our side. You may also choose to exit through the front door or window.
If we should find ourselves experiencing a water landing, open the exit and swim like hell, for your seat cushions are not flotation devices.
In the event of accidental sobriety, rubber tubing will fall from the overhead compartments. Firmly grasp the tube, insert into your mouth, and drink normally.
If you are travelling with a rookie today, by all means, seat yourself so you can better assist your rookies.
We do have bathrooms today. Simply open the window and [this section missing from original notes]
This is a long trip down to San Francisco, so I urge you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. This flight does come with a beverage service. I will be coming through the cabin shortly with your choice of beverages.
[The Esteemed Stacey Douglas]
Since we have many new faces aboard, I would like to alert you to some of the safety features aboard this Carpenter NSB. The emergency exits are located along the sides of the vehicle. To exit, simply pull the red lever and push outward on the window. One overhead exit also exists, in case we end up on our side. You may also choose to exit through the front door or window.
If we should find ourselves experiencing a water landing, open the exit and swim like hell, for your seat cushions are not flotation devices.
In the event of accidental sobriety, rubber tubing will fall from the overhead compartments. Firmly grasp the tube, insert into your mouth, and drink normally.
If you are travelling with a rookie today, by all means, seat yourself so you can better assist your rookies.
We do have bathrooms today. Simply open the window and [this section missing from original notes]
This is a long trip down to San Francisco, so I urge you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. This flight does come with a beverage service. I will be coming through the cabin shortly with your choice of beverages.
[The Esteemed Stacey Douglas]